originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Suddenly shrek puts a bag over your head and drags you to his swamp.
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*slashes out of the bag and runs away*
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Shrek chases after shouting "THIS AINT OGRE".
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*throws donkey*
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Edited by Megog10: 12/8/2015 11:26:41 PM*shrek deflects the donkey throw* "ogres have layers and your about to find out first hand" said shrek. Charging even faster.
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*dashes away at Mach 5 speed*
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But its not good enough as shreks love for butt -blam!- us too strong. He thrusts with a force of 12 suns and hits him right in the but. The force is so strong it tears his butthole.