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originally posted in:Neo Punks
12/8/2015 4:02:53 AM
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[i]Hah, what are you mate? A pos? Damit i might boil that man in water if i find him, doesn't look too bad though. Ave ya treated it?[/i]
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[b][i]yeah I treated it. Why are you so protective of me all of the sudden? You killed your last roomie[/i][/b]
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[i]Yeah that arse thought he could eat my chocolate. Sides you ain't a total dick so you seem fine. A bit of a warning though, i get ticked off really easily...[/i]
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[b][i]eat your? Never mind. So, what do you do for fun around here?[/i][/b]
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[i]Well i have honestly no idea. Everything is kinda boring round these parts. Haven't seen anything interesting...[/i]
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[b][i]why don't we find something[/i][/b] he puts his hand on Feitan's shoulder and teleports. The two are then standing on top of the school. Augustine looks over the edge. "Pretty high up." He smiles.
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" OH SHIT WHAT TE FAQ MAAAATE. Oh man that was... Strange. But pretty awesome at the same time..."
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"You don't know the half of it. Wanna do something really crazy?"
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[b]He shrugs and nods.[/b] "Well why not?"
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Augustine laughs and puts his hand on Feitan's shoulder again. This time they teleport upwards and are now free falling from 5,000+ feet in the air. "I've always wanted to try this!" He shouts over the loud winds.
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"AWWW FOKIN HELL MATE, SO HAVE I! HOPE WE DON'T GET SPLATTERED LAD!!" [b]He aims downward going faster and faster whilst screaming at the top of his lungs.[/b]
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Augustine follows close behind with a shout "whoo hoo!" Then, August grabs Feitan's ankle 30ft before they hit the ground and he teleports them again. This time, they're at a horizontal angle, and all there previously gained momentum is transferred forward instead of down. The duo was now effectively flying
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"HOLY CHRIST MATE. YOU ARE CRAZY AS A CUTTLEFISH. THIS IS FOOKIN AWESOME!!" [b]He flaps his arms like wings and makes cacaw sounds. The first barrier is broken IQ level dropped by 10%[/b]
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Augustine is laughing. He then teleports them again. This time they were over the city of San Diego, they could see the entire city from here.
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" ohhhh man this is great man. It feels so enlightening to do this. Like im a dodo bird or sumfin"
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"Yeah, except dodobirds went extinct. Say, do you have any thing valuable or non-waterproof on you?"
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" uhh no, whyyyy? You gonna fuuuk shit up gain mate?"
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"Hold your breath." He puts his hand on your shoulder again.
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[i]Oh yeah some people actually breath, huh.[/i] " okay then..." [b]He takes in air.[/b]
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They teleport again. This time, they're under water and the downward momentum they had gathered is absorbed by the pool as the shoot down and slowly rise back to the top, before they make it to the top, they teleport once more back to the top of the school.
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" ohh jesus that was crazy... And fookin awesome mate, we need to do that more often..."
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Augustine laughs. "Fo show. Now it's your turn. What's something fun we could do?"
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" well..." [b]He throws 10 knives in the air at once, and they go waaaayy too high for a normal person. [/b] " stay in the same spot, if they hit you, well that sucks..." [b]One by one the knives fall cutting feitan and you alike but no serious damage[/b] " and now for something safer" [b]Instantly you see all sorts of crazy shit, like your on an acid trip. [/b]
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"Holy shit" he takes a step back as his eyes betray him.
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" yuuup just embrace it"
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He continues seeing all kinds of wierd shit until he gets dizzy and passes out with a thud.
