When I first got him, he was weak and powerless. I took pity on him, and made him a smash bros amiibo. I then taught him the important things, like how to edge guard, how to spike, and most importantly, to taunt after every kill. He grew stronger, and I enjoyed it. Finally, I thought, I'd have a solid person to play aginst! But then it happened. I realized I had created a monster. No one could beat the god-like amiibo. It's block were perfect, and its punishing combos relentless. Worst of all, after every kill, it'd say "Show me your moves!" Or "Cawmon". I had, for my safety, stop using it in smash bros. It was simply too good, and my wii u would soon become self aware. I put it up to a new task, guarding my house. I put it on a ledge inside near my garage. Nothing happened for 2 months. Then, however, people broke into my house. I woke up to a large crash, in my pajamas. I ran to see what was going on. There were three men, all fighting my captain falcon amiibo. My captain falcon amiibo quickly took out the first two with his nair. Then, he turned to the third. "FALCON...PAAAANCH"! he yelled, as his hand burst into flames, striking the would-be robber. The robber's body exploded, and then he turned towards me. He then saluted and said "show me your moves!" I still can't beat that stupid thing in smash 4 though :/