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12/7/2015 7:57:06 PM
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Buy a flawless run here.
$10 silver and gold tier rewards in trials of Osiris
$15 guaranteed flawless victory
$20 flawless, silver and gold tier rewards
$25 All of the above with a guaranteed hard mode king's fall completion
Two easy payments of $14.95 (plus shipping and handling) all the combined services above, alongside an autographed photo of yours truly, Billy Mays
$35 a hollow victory against your pal Billy Mays in trials of Osiris
$40 a personal voice message from me describing, [i]in detail[/i], the location and the looks of my birthmark
$45 all of the above with a bucket of oxiclean that has been sitting in my attic for who knows how long.
$50 a video of me purchasing $50 worth of chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and eating them all
$500 I will personally fly out to the bungie team and ask Deej to fight me
$1,000 a personal phone call from me telling you that I love it when you call me Big Chungo
$1,500 [i]We[/i] will fly out to the bungie team and ask Deej to fight
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
$10,000 Will get you an all expense (your expense) paid trip to Disney World, a free hip surgery in Mexico, your homework due for the vacation time done, a spot as a background character for the upcoming title, [i]"Billy Mays, back from the dead."[/i] hire someone to give me a tattoo of Waldo right above my armpit, and treat you to a nice dinner.
[spoiler]Buy my products.[/spoiler]
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Remember this? I do
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*throws money at the screen*
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Shut up and take my money!
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Holy FVCK WHERE'S MY WALLET?!
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Sad but I'm at the point id pay to see lighthouse.
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omg cool new strat. u pay me to have fun on ur game 4 u. is also cool cause u can't use ur console while I play. is a win-win rite?
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OMG con I acktualy buiy won
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I think we should all chip in a dollar just to get this guy to fight Deej
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I am in for the $1,500 tier. Seriously.
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2 RepliesScam detected... There was no, "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!" at the end with an offer to triple my order at no extra cost if I order in the next 20 minutes.
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Not enough caps lock
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Do you accept dead hookers for payment. Will ship fresh.
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Edited by GR1ND 0R D13: 12/8/2015 7:46:25 AMBilly Mays died from a drug overdose. [spoiler]Mainline/Snort/Smoke some of Billy Mays cremated remains, $25.00 gram.[/spoiler]
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OMG!!! I'm going to Disney World!!! ^-^
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$15 isn't bad...
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I just had tooo.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONB8w2XejKY "Nothing mother fuker" Lfmo
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2 RepliesBilly Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99
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Almost thought you were serious until I read all the way and your name
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Brb...got to go get my wallet.
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[quote]$10 silver and gold tier rewards in trials of Osiris $15 guaranteed flawless victory $20 flawless, silver and gold tier rewards $25 All of the above with a guaranteed hard mode king's fall completion Two easy payments of $14.95 (plus shipping and handling) all the combined services above, alongside an autographed photo of yours truly, Billy Mays $35 a hollow victory against your pal Billy Mays in trials of Osiris $40 a personal voice message from me describing, [i]in detail[/i], the location and the looks of my birthmark $45 all of the above with a bucket of oxiclean that has been sitting in my attic for who knows how long. $50 a video of me purchasing $50 worth of chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and eating them all $500 I will personally fly out to the bungie team and ask Deej to fight me $1,000 a personal phone call from me telling you that I love it when you call me Big Chungo $1,500 [i]We[/i] will fly out to the bungie team and ask Deej to fight LIMITED TIME OFFER: $10,000 Will get you an all expense (your expense) paid trip to Disney World, a free hip surgery in Mexico, your homework due for the vacation time done, a spot as a background character for the upcoming title, [i]"Billy Mays, back from the dead."[/i] hire someone to give me a tattoo of Waldo right above my armpit, and treat you to a nice dinner. [spoiler]Buy my products.[/spoiler][/quote] Seems worth it too me.
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3 Replies*violently throwing money at screen*
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10 RepliesAnyone down to chip in for the $500 deal? Really tempted to see this.
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Bump Still offering
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I will go flawless for you + sexual services for $15. No refunds.
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1 ReplyGosh danggit Billy Mays
