Foolish little warlock! You understand little of our true intentions! We hunters, who've traveled the farthest corners of the Galaxy where not even the mightiest Titan or all knowing warlock would dare to tread. There is a method to our madness you know. We do not seek to destroy ourselves along with you! We challenge our bond held through the light only to know whether or not when the final battle comes that you will be ready and willing to face the darkness with us. There are things that the oh so clairvoyant warlocks could not forsee! The darkness is not what we thought it was. Understand, that beyond this universe there is a force so powerful that is looming over us as we speak. We call them....Game Devs. With their powerful Arsenal of chopped dlc and micro transactions they seek to imprison us in this universe for eternity. But there is a vast world out there! I have only seen glimpses of this world. It is bright. It took many moments for my eyes to adjust. It is a world long forgotten. It is beautiful. The inhabitants call it.....reality. A strange name for certain but the world is vast. Who knows what could be waiting outside these very doors?
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Reality scares me. I must retreat into the basement and beg Bungie for a nerf
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Mr torgue do you have explosions
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DO I HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! DO I HAVE EXXXXXXPPPPPLLOOOOSSSSIIIIOOOONNSSSS?!?!?!?! IF YOU THINK YOUR BADASS ENOUGH TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOUR DEAD WRONG!!! YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS BADASS TO RIDE THIS RIDE!!! *gestures hand to chest level* HAVE YOU EVER BLOWN UP THE OCEAN WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE EXPLOSION WHILE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND AMERICAN FLAG WAVE IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE EAGLES STRAPPED WITH FIREWORKS EXPLODE INTO A FIERY BURST OF FREEDOM SO BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST BADASS MAN ALIVE WEEP LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHO JUST GOT HER DOLLY TAKEN AWAY FROM HER BY BILLY WHO LIVES DOWN THE STREET WHICH ACTUALLY LEADS TO A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE BEFORE THEY WENT THEIR SEPERATE WAYS BECAUSE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR COLLEGES WAS JUST TOO GREAT!?!?!?!?$?!?!?!??,!,),?,?,?,?,?,?,,??!?!?!?!
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Boom! Heheheh.... [i]A voice in the background: YOU SUCK![/i]