I pulled up to work, and got out of my car to overhear a couple yelling at each other from somewhere nearby. I then turned around to see a very large man in a motorized chair wheeling down the sidewalk with a very large woman in a similar chair hauling ass behind him and yelling. I couldn't tell what the two were arguing about, but the woman seemed determined to catch up to the man. This mobile "fight" continued on for a bit until suddenly the mans chair became stuck as one wheel fell into the nearby flower bed. I became frantic as i realized that this man would soon meet his untimely demise at the hands of this terrifying jabba the nut, and so i intervened... I quickly sprinted across the parking lot at a pace that made the woman's chair look as though it was in reverse. I arrived at the man's side just moments before the woman could reach him, and by summoning the strength of 1,000 suns i was able to get his chair back up onto the sidewalk. I yelled "Quick! Push that button like your life depends on it! Be free!" He never got the chance to thank me, but i could see it in his eyes...i knew he was grateful for what i had done... I then proceeded to push the woman's chair over, and headed off to work. I arrived 2 minutes late, and when i told my boss about why i was late he gave me a promotion.