"I should have never let you go out there with a hurt leg! What an idiot I am!" Danny's ghost yelled in frustration at itself. "I'm fine," Danny said and thought simultaneously for the 50th time this hour. "Uh-huh" his ghost said sarcastically. "Ugh, so this was a bad first try, I'll explore somewhere else, yesh." Danny said getting slightly annoyed. "Fine, go almost die again trying to find random stuff." His ghost responded. "Thanks!" Danny replied hopping out of his crappy bed and limping out the door. "I wasn't serious!" His ghost said. "Don't care!" Danny said, "I'm still going." His ghost murmured to itself and began scanning the integrity of the base. "Alright, let's do this, but this time, I'm going north instead of south." Danny said to himself remembering his encounter the day before. Danny was walking along when he heard a loud vehicle coming closer. Danny ducked behind cover as a dreg shuttle unloaded overhead. "I gotta get outa here" Danny said as he spotted a ship... "Well that's weird? Why are the BUTTONS FLASHING?!?!?" "SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Danny freaked out Hearing a familiar voice that he was [i]TERRIFIED[/i] of calling him EXTREMELY offensive names made him ask a single question, "What’s that ‘Get off my moon’ message with a ogre on it mean?” Danny was panicking. “It means it’s about to explode.” Sasha facepalmed. “I even painted on the side: ‘Don’t come in here, it’s a bomb’. Fallen can’t read english, but I guess you can’t either.” “It’s a trap?!” Danny yelled. “That’s right, idiot.” Sasha looked up, and started to fill with solar energy. She was angry. “And when we wake, you’re getting a hell of a beating.” Then everything went white. Danny could remember a few things, cursing a lot, then getting killed in 15 different ways, all equally painful. Please! Wait!” Danny pleaded. They were now almost back to Sasha’s pod. One of his deaths included being thrown across thirty miles of land. Sasha was thinking. “Fine.” She de-summoned her hammer, and crossed her arms. “What do you want? Hurry up.” Danny was surprised. “Um…” “Hurry. Up.” Her hand began to flame. “Okay, okay! First… um…” Sasha was impatient. “Well, do you even know my name?” “Yeah.” Danny looked puzzled, as she finished. “Your name is idiot.” “Heh- heh… good one…” He looked up at her and saw she was not joking. “Erm… my name is uh… my name is Danny.” “Well, Danny-” She was unfazed. “-I’m sorry you ran into me in such a bad mood.” She pulled her hammer out. “Ah!” He sunk into the fetal position. “Why do you hate me so much?!” Tears formed at the edges of his eyes. Sasha had... no idea what to say to this. He destroyed her supply of bacon and flushed her personal belongings into the airless void of the moon, but- he never meant to. She was just… angry. For no reason, now. It had been almost a week she had been tracking him, she should’ve cooled off by now. “I… I’m sorry.” Danny looked up from his position, and saw a hand held out. “I had a grudge. Do you need anything? Maybe a place to stay for the night?” His plexiglass visor had glare. He grabbed her hand. “I’m sorry.” She apologized for the second time. “I get too angry sometimes, and you’ve destroyed a lot of my stuff.” He blushed behind the visor. They started walking to her pod. “Man, I’m hungry.” Danny said aloud. “You can have some of my food, if you want.” Sasha said as she looked forward. “Oooo! Do you have any [i]bacon?[/i]” Sasha fought back every one of her instincts to not punch his face in again. |======================| Sasha had, much to her dismay, been at the tower dropping Danny off. Wasn’t a pleasant experience. Well, not at the tower, but she was above it. ---------- [i]An hour earlier…[/i] “Are you sure this is safe?!” Danny yelled, on the top of her ship. They were currently hovering above the tower. “It’s not safe in the slightest;” Sasha yelled over the intercom. “But I’m sure as hell not landing!” “Can’t we just-” A gust of wind blew the ship off balance, sending Danny flying off it. “AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He fell to the tower fast, and with a crunch. He also landed on the railing. Nutsack first. “Welcome, guardian-” His ghost said, “to the tower!” Danny fell off the railing and onto the tower’s transmat zone, lied on his side, started foaming from the mouth, holding his jewels and blacked out as a hunter came up and teabagged him. “Haha, scrub!” The hunter said, as she walked away. Standing up, Danny walked around with his legs close together, sore, sore, and REALLY REALLY sore... |======================| After collecting all of his weapons and gear form the tower, and getting bandaged up in certain *ahem* places. He heard that a Gaurdian was fighting a taken on the moon... "Maybe Sasha is in trouble?!? And more importantly HER [b]BACON[/b] With that Danny headed out and prepared to land on the moon. TO BE CONTINUED