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12/5/2015 8:37:10 AM
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You think an army of warlocks and titans would be enough? That's cute
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Stop arguing and enjoy the post.
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Edited by Calus Missing Normal Pills: 12/5/2015 8:51:27 AMI did enjoy the post. Can I not have some fun of my own with it?
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Warlocks and Titans in arms, against Hunters I'm sorry but 2v1 we will win.
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Even with even numbers they don't stand a chance
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Thank you but let him have his fun
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Imagine this, if you will, a literal raining of Nova Bombs and Fist of Havocs shattering the lines. The war horns of the first battle, followed by the endless hail of burning firebolts and hammers. All the while lightning grenades and Stormcallers creating a hurricane. Even if you muster your troops and attack, you will be little more than the waves crashing against a hardrock shore, not even a little progress. And let's say by some improbability you overcome all this, half our forces rise from the grave, one hit melees and firebolts 5 times what they were. This is the hell that awaits you, Hunter. And as a personal act to crush your hope, I will burn your cape in front of your broken form.
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But you forget, most of the hunters shall have laid arrows along the battlefield before hand to incapacitate your army, and the rest will use golden guns and blade dancers to clean up the remaining enemies and self rezd warlocks
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OUR NEW FOUND ALLIES WILL RAID FIERY PAIN UPON YOUR SOUL. HAMMER AFTER HAMMER AFTER HAMMER AFTER HAMMER. Then the Void walkers. Purple power streaming through the sky, each one sending another shiver down your spine. You may plant your, pathetic, bows down by our feet, but we will COUNTER. As for the golden gun, they can't kill a sunbreaker. NO ONE CAN! MY FELLOW TITANS AND WARLOCKS, THIS IS WAR!! [spoiler] :) that was fun[/spoiler]
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Isn't it? :)
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That was actually REALLY fun. LET PUR MEN GO TO WAR. PLACE THOSE BUBBLES TO BLOCK THE TETHER. RAIN FIERY PAIN UPON THEIR SOUL, SEND OUR VOID BALLS OF DESTRUCTION.. [spoiler]:D void, BALLS. Get it. BALLS. As in testicles. Just me? No? OK. I'll just continue.[/spoiler] ...WILL SEND A SHIVER DOWN THEIR SPINE, THE HUNTERS ARE NO MATCH FOR US.
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LET THE LIGHTNING FALL. LET THEM BE ENGULFED IN INFINITE LIGHT. LET THE MASSIVE BLUE BALLS MAKE SMALLER WHITE BALLS. MAYBE THEY HAVE TAILS. IDFK. AND IM NOT CHECKING. LET THE HUNTERS CHECK AS WE SLAUGHTER THEM. [spoiler]Eh? Eh? EH?!?... I'll show myself out. Yes of my own post[/spoiler]
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*claps*
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I think that would be best for both of us if you just left.. [spoiler]jk that was pretty good. :D[/spoiler]
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I did try.
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That is all that matters. You tried so you are a winner to me :D
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Awwww, you made me feel better. Hugs?
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Hugs!
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[i]^[/i]
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How exactly do you counter the arrows which turn off your hammers and cancel out your nova bombs?
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Easy -blink-
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You still land from a blink. And as long as the ones who set up the tethers aren't silly then the spacing should make a grid that would catch anyone trying to jump past them
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Oh no! Tether! What will I do? Maybe I should get in this bubble 2 feet away.
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Once your in a tether you're gonna get shot it's not like we're all just standing around complimenting eachother like douchebags or something
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Edited by cloudless9: 12/5/2015 9:16:28 AMBut you're Hunters. Of course that's what you do
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I mean maybe most of the time, but I actually pay attention when I tether something
