Warlock brothers and sisters. Look back a short time. See who incited the violence against the Titans. True, we Warlocks were vocal but neutral. War was never intended. But some others wanted war. They craved it. They wanted to use it to gain the top position once again.
The Hunters. We all knew who made the nerf posts. They incited this violence. Once they Titans took control they became bitter. Understandable. Being forced down from the top is always bitter defeat.
But our opponents were more cunning than we anticipated. Ever since year 1 they bided their time. Waiting. Watching. They saw the combined might of Titans and Warlocks and knew that the Hunter forces could not oppose them.
And with the Sunbreaker's chains in place, they are ready to strike. To tackle the top, with Warlocks at full strength and the Titans rage fresh, would be suicide.
So they snuck in, posing as Warlocks. We laughed as they made these posts, talk to bring the Titans down. But now... The Titans, blinded by rage, have forgotten the cheap parlor tricks of Hunters. The Titans ignore the past and declare war.
Hunters were worried but then... Our representative to Bungie. One we trusted into our ranks... Answered.
Deej
"No peace."
The actions of a fool. He means to drag us to our deaths. The Titans rage is unparalleled. A year bubbling under the surface and it erupted in the form of a flaming hammer. We know what they can do. And Hunters knew as well.
So they want us to fight. To pour our resources against each other. Weakening each other. Warlocks and Titans clashing would drain both classes of our energy.
As we would fight, draining our energy and armies, we would not see the Hunters pick up the knife.
They would cut us both down in one motion when we are at our weakest.
We would not see the deception. And we would be forced further down the chain than ever before. Hunters will rule for all of this world's existence.
But I shed light on this, my brothers and sisters. Do not be taken in by these lies. Follow me and we shall find our true enemy. These Hunters. This traitorous Scum.
We will strike them down as they are pulling the strings. They cannot stand against us. Nor the Titans. Which is why they pit us against each other yet again.
Follow my words and you will be spared the burning fire of the Hunters. Go against me and... Suffer as the blade enters your back. And grovel at the bottom of Crucible. It's time for Warlocks to be on top.
With this, I have had enough. Completely, utterly, and irrefutably.
WARLOCKS. TAKE YOUR STANCE. LOOK BEYOND THE OBVIOUS. SEE THE REALITY HIDDEN. AND STRIKE AT THOSE COWERING IN ITS DEPTHS. LET THESE HUNTERS BURN AS TRAITORS AND POSSIBLY REPENT.
STAND WITH ME. I MAKE MY STATEMENT. I DECLARE WAR ON THE HUNTERS ELITISTS.
Edit: Warlocks! The Titans have agreed to a parley. The Alliance is forged! Now discuss the strategy to take down our opponents. We have a few Hunters who stand with us as well! Treat them with the same respect as the rest of us. These Hunters will be remembered and we all stand against our true enemy. Let Deej and the Hunter Elitists fall in our wake! FORWARD TO GLORY!!!
Edit: Comrades! Rasputin joins our ranks! We grow ever more powerful. Soon not even the Nerf gods will be able to stand against us. Victory is assured.
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*puts down research notes* Was I truly interrupted for this? I don't have time for this. As a Warlock, it is not our duty to reduce ourselves to a level where we partake in the quarrels of the petty. Now excuse me, I have much more important matters to take care of.
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Lol at this shit.
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I am a Hunter. I am reasonable. Therefore, I can offer you advice. The only outcome of all of this could only be one thing, one that we all dread. [spoiler]Outcome? Train go boom.[/spoiler]
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Just a warning, now that Titans are out of the way from shielding you from the hate, hunters will see how OP stormcaller is and try to nerf that too. Just a heads uo
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It might be better if you put a satire hashtag on with the amount of insults your getting
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Hunter sucks.
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This is pretty well written, I enjoyed the read. hunter main here. But it absolutely sickens me now that my favourite class is affiliated with the label it has gotten in these past couple of weeks. I can't do anything about it, nothing is gonna change it.
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Death to hunters
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I like you because you don't target all the Hunters directly, but what the hunter elitist
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What is the point of the war and who are the enemies and allies? What is it over?
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[quote]What if all you ever wanted was to... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES PERIGRINE GREAVES!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
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Haha this was fun to read. I main a hunter though...but much respect to titans and warlocks, as I also have them as alts. Golden gun would wreck any super...except ward of dawn, it's quite a challenge
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I'm just a lowly Titan that likes nothing more than bathing in the blood of my enemies like any true Titan. Direct our wrath and use us as nothing more than the pointy end of the spear, that's all we know and that's the only purpose of our existence. You have our might and our insurmountable rage on your side, I suggest you use it well.
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And this is why I keep coming back to this Damn game. FOR GLORY
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War....War Never Changes. [spoiler]i stand on no side for i have renounced the light an will live within the dark while the light destroys itself learning from the Hive as Eris did[/spoiler]
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Omg you are so lame.
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Such a f'n nerd....
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But if we rise up, we may tip the balance too far in our favor and incite the wrath of the great Nerf gods.
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Just watched Mockingjay literally 5 minutes ago. Dammit, you sound like her now.
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To the voidwalkers may your void energy that bends space and time wreak havoc upon your enemies and blot out the sun To the sunsingers may your grenades rain firey oblivion upon all of your enemies And to all of my stormcaller brothers and sister may our inner storm bring death upon anyone who dare oppose us
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I don't care as long as it doesn't screw up my PvE experience
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A human being, presumably with some sort of life, sat down and wrote this. Took time out of their day and everything.
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[b]This guy those not speak for the rest of us...[/b]
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as a titan all i want is peace between us all, ever since the black garden fell the hidden darkness became hunters if you fight to free us both titans and warlocks alike from the blight i will join you in your efforts
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I'm so high, I don't even know what's going on right now!
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War.... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing... [spoiler]This^[/spoiler]