Warlock brothers and sisters. Look back a short time. See who incited the violence against the Titans. True, we Warlocks were vocal but neutral. War was never intended. But some others wanted war. They craved it. They wanted to use it to gain the top position once again.
The Hunters. We all knew who made the nerf posts. They incited this violence. Once they Titans took control they became bitter. Understandable. Being forced down from the top is always bitter defeat.
But our opponents were more cunning than we anticipated. Ever since year 1 they bided their time. Waiting. Watching. They saw the combined might of Titans and Warlocks and knew that the Hunter forces could not oppose them.
And with the Sunbreaker's chains in place, they are ready to strike. To tackle the top, with Warlocks at full strength and the Titans rage fresh, would be suicide.
So they snuck in, posing as Warlocks. We laughed as they made these posts, talk to bring the Titans down. But now... The Titans, blinded by rage, have forgotten the cheap parlor tricks of Hunters. The Titans ignore the past and declare war.
Hunters were worried but then... Our representative to Bungie. One we trusted into our ranks... Answered.
Deej
"No peace."
The actions of a fool. He means to drag us to our deaths. The Titans rage is unparalleled. A year bubbling under the surface and it erupted in the form of a flaming hammer. We know what they can do. And Hunters knew as well.
So they want us to fight. To pour our resources against each other. Weakening each other. Warlocks and Titans clashing would drain both classes of our energy.
As we would fight, draining our energy and armies, we would not see the Hunters pick up the knife.
They would cut us both down in one motion when we are at our weakest.
We would not see the deception. And we would be forced further down the chain than ever before. Hunters will rule for all of this world's existence.
But I shed light on this, my brothers and sisters. Do not be taken in by these lies. Follow me and we shall find our true enemy. These Hunters. This traitorous Scum.
We will strike them down as they are pulling the strings. They cannot stand against us. Nor the Titans. Which is why they pit us against each other yet again.
Follow my words and you will be spared the burning fire of the Hunters. Go against me and... Suffer as the blade enters your back. And grovel at the bottom of Crucible. It's time for Warlocks to be on top.
With this, I have had enough. Completely, utterly, and irrefutably.
WARLOCKS. TAKE YOUR STANCE. LOOK BEYOND THE OBVIOUS. SEE THE REALITY HIDDEN. AND STRIKE AT THOSE COWERING IN ITS DEPTHS. LET THESE HUNTERS BURN AS TRAITORS AND POSSIBLY REPENT.
STAND WITH ME. I MAKE MY STATEMENT. I DECLARE WAR ON THE HUNTERS ELITISTS.
Edit: Warlocks! The Titans have agreed to a parley. The Alliance is forged! Now discuss the strategy to take down our opponents. We have a few Hunters who stand with us as well! Treat them with the same respect as the rest of us. These Hunters will be remembered and we all stand against our true enemy. Let Deej and the Hunter Elitists fall in our wake! FORWARD TO GLORY!!!
Edit: Comrades! Rasputin joins our ranks! We grow ever more powerful. Soon not even the Nerf gods will be able to stand against us. Victory is assured.
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90% of the population have all three classes so shut up about this class war
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Edited by Mr Bossypants: 12/5/2015 11:05:58 AM"Do not participate in the bloodshed!" "Take up your arms!" dear god that was the most bass ackwards post I've read in a long time.
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You think an army of warlocks and titans would be enough? That's cute
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How ghey I will teach bow hunters blink with there shade step abilities...just to see you all struggle
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Well written and entertaining. you must be a disciple of Osiris, PRAISE THE SUN!
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Nah I'll participate in this war but thanks (lights torch)
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[quote]Brothers [i][b]and Sisters[/b][/i][/quote] *Fixed
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Honestly I loved this, very enjoyable to read. [b]11/10[/b]
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Meanwhile I'm perfectly content with the impending Change. Why, might you ask? Three words. Increased sprint speed. The Striker will be the fastest subclass alive, I have foreseen it.
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Lol funny stuff. Hope no one takes it seriously.
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Dude, an army of warlocks could shatter the fcking universe if they wanted to, but you single out the hunters? I mean, some of us deserve it, but for the real hunters, who know their place in the wilderness? I'm one of them, and we would greatly appreciate it if you could pick on the REAL crybaby hunters.
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Everyone seems to forget about their weapons of light bubbles before tether
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Edited by Exozenic: 12/5/2015 8:21:54 AMF[b]u[/b]cking nerd
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-Hunter -Quite enjoyed and fairly agreed with the post -Never personally called for titans to be nerfed, they definitely got hit a lot harder than I expected too. -Hope the other "Nerf-calling" piece of hunters don't go after Warlocks next. -Hoping that one of the Hunter trees takes a nerf just so those other "Hunters" (or as aptly put, traitors) get a taste of how it feels again so they will be silenced for a while more. Doesnt help that a decent toxic chunk of the community is hunters.. makes me want to make my new warlock a permanent main.
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I feel like sometimes you guys take this stuff too seriously....you're like the dungeons and dragons players in their mom's basement. Don't get me wrong. It's cool that you found your thing. Just peculiar.....
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I think this is one of the dumbest -blam!-ing things I've ever read ...
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Will there be popcorn? If so i shall join you shortly
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You realize, it wasn't hunters that got hammers nerfed, right? If anything it was the influx of hammer titans that started ruining crucible when they realized how overpowered running that class was. Also the majority of players in this game have more than 1 character. This means that it wasn't just hunters complaining, but also warlocks and even the occasionally hammer titans chimed in and explained that it was overpowered. More than anything else, it was the numbers that spoke more than any butthurt player in this game. They went over the numbers on the patch notes... Don't blame hunters, blame yourselves! Also, titans and warlocks have been bitching more than hunters ever did following the newest patch notes...so STFU and enjoy the game!
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Lol when a made up class war is more exciting than all of the destiny story
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Screw that. A wise warlock knows that we are at our strongest, our most dangerous, at our best when we stand together. Warlocks Titans AND Hunters
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LMAO! So great. I must say, I mained a Hunter up until recently when I switched to a Warlock, but I was not here on the forums until after the switch. I take pride in not being part of the salty crowd, and personally... found this hysterical. Lol Good -blam!-ing job.
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I am a titan, and will always be, I have sought balenced classes, equal opportunity, and strategy to always win the battle. You warlocks have always had power, hunters have the lay of the land, but us titans bring strength to hold our ground and to crush tough opposition. The pillars move of their own accord, will you take that away from us? Only the strong and powerful stand their ground when the hammer sounds, only the strategic prevail the plows. What will make us happy? Weaker opponents? Or tools to combat the challenges set before us? I may be a titan, but I agree with the council of the Warlock's. I may shoulder charge you in the face, rain havoc upon you, but I will never knife you in the back.
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Lol awesome
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I don't know what you're talking about. Both Titan and hunter classes were created with the intention of helping Warlocks win. Warlocks are the quarterback, hunters the skilled positions like running backs/wide receivers, Titans are in the trenches like the lineman. We need them.
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Edited by sergantsnipes05: 12/5/2015 6:56:46 AMWarlocks cried just as much as hunters.
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Three words. Warlock. Master. Class.