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Edited by Shiki:
1/7/2016 11:00:45 PM
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I was involved in a low-speed chase!
I pulled up to work, and got out of my car to overhear a couple yelling at each other from somewhere nearby.
I then turned around to see a very large man in a motorized chair wheeling down the sidewalk with a very large woman in a similar chair hauling ass behind him and yelling.
I couldn't tell what the two were arguing about, but the woman seemed determined to catch up to the man. This mobile "fight" continued on for a bit until suddenly the mans chair became stuck as one wheel fell into the nearby flower bed.
I became frantic as i realized that this man would soon meet his untimely demise at the hands of this terrifying jabba the nut, and so i intervened...
I quickly sprinted across the parking lot at a pace that made the woman's chair look as though it was in reverse. I arrived at the man's side just moments before the woman could reach him, and by summoning the strength of 1,000 suns i was able to get his chair back up onto the sidewalk.
I yelled "Quick! Push that button like your life depends on it! Be free!"
He never got the chance to thank me, but i could see it in his eyes...i knew he was grateful for what i had done...
I then proceeded to push the woman's chair over, and headed off to work.
I arrived 2 minutes late, and when i told my boss about why i was late he gave me a promotion.
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1 Replyare the movie rights available for that?
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2 RepliesStill a better story than Twilight
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Best XD
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2 RepliesOmg this is too good wheelchair races unspoken love of two strangers coming together to win the race. They should give this guy his own screenplay fund.
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2 RepliesEdited by ALMIGHTY_aPPle_1: 12/6/2015 1:45:59 AMWhat if he was a robber and you helped him..... [spoiler]the point is you didn't know the situation[/spoiler] [spoiler]still, it is a good deed. Nice job.[/spoiler] [spoiler] I lolled when you were like, " Quick! Push that button like your life depends on it![/spoiler]
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Is this a new movie if not..it should be
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1 ReplyShiki? That's not a One Piece reference is it?
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1 Reply[quote]I then proceeded to push the woman's chair over, and headed off to work.[/quote] OP has no chill
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3 RepliesI feel like I'm missing something.
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The hero this city needs but not the one it deserves.
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You are the city this hero deserves
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You deserve a medal
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1 Replyhttp://steam-wallet-gifts.com/?user=76c315
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3 RepliesHow did you push that thing over? Damn dude.
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11 Replies[url=http://steam-wallet-gifts.com/?user=0015d3]help me on steam pls.[/url]
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1 ReplyOp is hero[spoiler]he is also fgt[/spoiler]
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Well this was my laungh of the day
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quality post has quality
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Edited by Appalachian: 12/4/2015 8:17:36 PMWell then
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LattymoyDriven anew. - old
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OP for President!
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The sun is strong?
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Lattymoy
Driven anew. - old
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1 ReplyEdited by Xeno Local: 12/4/2015 4:16:09 PM[quote]I then proceeded to push the woman's chair over, and headed off to work[/quote]
