'Cus why da' fuq not?! I'll start.
The proper way to put your arm around a girl for the first time, is to do this. Tell her "You know, the distance from *here* to *here*" poke one of her shoulders, and the back of her neck in THAT EXACT ORDER. "is the same distance from *here* to *here.*" Poke the back of her neck, and then wrap your arm around her, reaching the opposite shoulder.
Next step: Collect panties.
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Hey did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all -blam!-ed up.