Hi I'm here to help you. I'll carry you through the Refer-A-Fruend quests and Crack some jokes along the way.
Nervous? Don't be. I'm here to help.
Questions? Great I'll fill your head with all the Destiny conspiracies you'd hope for.
I expect the haters and trolls to find their way here as well.
To the haters, I'll sarcastically reply.
To the trolls, I'll calmly tear through your feeble attempts to be pointlessly rude.
To randoms accidentally clicking the link, let's be friends. Lst_degreemurder.
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Sounds sooo creepy lol