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Edited by Rezinihplod: 12/1/2015 7:46:54 PM
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Cool Cat is Love...

>I was only 9 years old I loved Cool Cat so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Cool Cat every night before bed thanking him for the groovyness I've been given. >Cool Cat is love I say, Cool Cat is life >Daddy Derek overhears me and calls me a bully >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Cool Cat >I called him IHE >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me. >I feel something touch me >Its Cool Cat! >I am so happy >He whispers in to ear "I'm Cool Cat and I love ALL kids" >He grabs me with her powerful feline paws and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Cool Cat >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Cool Cat >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Cool Cat >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >Daddy Derek walks in >Cool Car looks him straight in the eye and says "Cool Cat loves to boogie-woogie" >Cool Cat leaves through my window >Cool Cat is love, Cool Cat is life

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