*heavy ammo inbound!*
*hears 2 out of the 5 sunbreakers on the other team pop super*
RIP
*selects control playlist*
*doesnt see map name before landing*
*joins game to the sound of sirens*
*looks at kill feed*
*sees only enemy hammers and hmgs*
*looks at score*
*score is doubled but there will be no mercy*
*leaves*
*selects same playlist*
*gets subbed back into the same game*
RIP
*selects weapon other than shotgun *
*joins game*
*map is oddly enough exodus blue/black shield/thieves den*
*immediately gets rushed by invective/4th horsemen scrubs who dont have a primary*
*switches back to shotgun*
*ammo resets*
RIP
*selects trials playlist*
*inspects other team*
*sees 3 players with fast res armor*
*game begins*
*2/3 enemy players are dead*
*tries to chase down last player who is absolute*
*enemy runs by orb and player is immediately revived with overshield*
*dies because 2v1*
*loses game*
*sees enemy team won with every person negative*
*chance at flawless trials is gone*
RIP
*community asks for a more competitive game mode without supers or heavy*
*deej: "we are listening to your feedback guardians"*
*devs release a game mode that is the total opposite of what was asked for*
RIP
*joins rumble game*
*winning by a fair amount*
*heavy comes up*
*enemy player camps heavy and gets there first*
*enemy has Quilliums terminus archetype gun with near infinite ammo, max impact, and max stability*
*enemy kills leader, gaining 150 points with each kill*
*enemy wins by small margin due to heavy*
*sees scoreboard where winning player had less kills than 2nd place*
*throws xbox out the window*
RIP
Feel free to add to the list.
Until they fix at least some of the shit that is wrong with the crucible, im done. This is mainly directed towards the stupidly broken
Sunbreaker super and all the idiots that defend it. Although is also directed towards the near unplayability of many of the modes, more specifically the ffa mode where you get more points off of a super or heavy kill than a regular kill, as well as an extra 50 for killing the top player. Like wtf bungie how can you be this dumb?!? This game could have the best multiplayer ever but unfortunately it is engineered for the casual player.