So there was this one girl. She was pretty attractive and was kinda a nerd like the rest of the friend group she and I and my best friends were all in.
She was dating my best friend for a long time and they broke up for whatever reason. A week or so later she ended up dating me, somehow.
We date for a week or so, and she decides no more. I was kinda pissed off since I was a kid and I really liked her.
The day after she tells me she dated me to get over my best friend, to which I responded with a "-blam!- you" and went back to said best friend to tell him the story.
Shit you not, he went over and bitchslapped her across the face and basically we became best bros forever.
That girl got pregnant last year. Serves her right for bouncing around people so much.
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Breh. She got rekt.
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wow rekt