Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster
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God said to Abraham, "kill me a son" Abe said "man you must be puttin me on" God said "no" Abe said "why" God said "you don't have to but, ah, Next time you see me comin you better run" Abe said where you want this killin done?" God said "out on highway 61."[spoiler]please tell me somebody listens to Bob Dylan[/spoiler]