Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster
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God said to Abraham, "kill me a son" Abe said "man you must be puttin me on" God said "no" Abe said "why" God said "you don't have to but, ah, Next time you see me comin you better run" Abe said where you want this killin done?" God said "out on highway 61."[spoiler]please tell me somebody listens to Bob Dylan[/spoiler]
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ay boss
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I always come first.
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Stupid John is stupid
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Story of my life!
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I came forth. \o/
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Microwave it
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Was it a good toaster?
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what if he came third
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I thought he received a chamber pot.
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Could be worse, could have come last and had to eat the biscuit.
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Heard it before.
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This made my day
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#yolo
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Edited by Toffoo: 11/29/2015 4:53:41 AMAbraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack with the north" [spoiler]sorry for the poor quality, this is the only video I could find[/spoiler]
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Sodomy?
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Original author commits sodomitic acts
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Edited by Burgergurgensen: 11/29/2015 4:11:43 AMCame first Spread the seed Winner am I
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God said to JOHN CENA