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THIS ISN'T A CAR *Cue epic Batman music As the [b]Bat[/b] flies over commissioner Gordon, he can't help but slowly smile with glee. The rush of wind from the [b][i]Bat[/i][/b] knocks off the Police commander's hat, and as Gordon smiles, he thinks to himself: [spoiler][u][i][b]To be continued [/b][/i][/u][/spoiler] [i]Note: a new part will be added each day, so like the post to check back![/i] PART 2 OF THE GORDON BATMAN SAGA BEGINS... NOW (IMAX VOICE) (THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA) He thought to himself: [i]I've gotta get me one of those![/i] Then, as [i]The Bat[/i] flew off into the distance, Gordon thought [i]Another day however,[/i] and pulled out a picture of his wife, as a snowflake gently glided down and landed on the picture. [b][i]"I've got a turkey to cook,"[/i][/b] The commissioner said, and turned one last time as [i]The Bat[/i] flew out of view... [b][i]The Batman[/i][/b] examined Gotham's skyline from [i]The Bat[/i], and wondered how the commissioner was doing. Batman couldn't help but crack a smile. [i]Good ol' Gordon,[/i] he thought, and took [i]The Bat[/i] in low as he soared towards the entrance of the [b][i]Batcave[/i][/b]. Batman wondered if Alfred had prepared his usual fantastic Thanksgiving feast, which was one of the only meals Batman truly looked forward too. As Batman glided [b][i]The Bat[/i][/b] over the landing pad, which he then initiated the lower thrusters to slow his decent for landing, he noticed Alfred was not there to greet him. [i]Hmmm...Why is Alfred not here? Usually he greets me with a Thanksgiving biscuit... [/i]. [b][i]The Batman then initiated the release of [i]The Bat's[/i][/i][/b] cockpit, and swung his legs over the opening, and stood calmly. Something didn't seem right. It was quiet....[i]but not too quiet.[/i] [b][i]The Batman[/i][/b] turned towards the [i][b]Bat computer [/b][/i] and saw a huge Thanksgiving feast laid out on the table in front of the computer! The screen was flickering, and all at once, a massive question mark appeared on the screen. [b][i][u][spoiler]Holy Cranberries![/spoiler][Batman thought to himself, and immediately knew who it was...[i][spoiler]The Riddler[/spoiler][/i] Batman watched as the screen took form as a riddle was written across the screen, and a voice began to echo throughout the [i]Batcave[/i]. "[i]Hello Batman! It's me! Your favorite puzzle creator. Well I have quite the riddle for you now![/i]." Batman listened, knowing that the Riddler did not mess around. [i]"But before we address Alfred..."[/i] Batman clenched a fist. He couldn't lose someone else. [i]Not again.[/i] The Riddler then read the riddle on the screen: [i]"Thanksgiving is a [b][i]time[/i][/b] of thanks. What are you thankful for Batman? Can you [b][i]carve[/i][/b][/i] your own fate? [i]Or will fate carve you?[/i] Batman then saw the turkey on the table. It was abnormally large, and he then began to hear a ticking sound. [i]A turkey bomb![/i] And then, Batman knew he had to: [spoiler][i][b][u]To be continued in Part 3[/u][/b][/i][/spoiler] Edit: To keep it from going in offtopic, what is your favorite Destiny moment that reminded you of Batman? Mine is when I saved the universe.

Do you live under a bridge?

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