As another hunter main. I would like to tell you out status on the capturing of salty hunters
Report 101:
Salty hunters spotted near sunbreaker
Report 102:
Sending in Titan defenders to protect sunbreaker
Report 103:
Titans overwhelmed
Report 104:
Reinforcements required
Report 105:
Bungie ultras spotted agreeing with salty hunters
Overall status:
Salty hunters mission on nerfing everyone, stage one complete
Stage two:
Snipers
Report 201:
Salty hunters losing many against harsh defending snipers
Report 202:
Salty hunters are taking 1000 yard users
Report 203:
Destiny defenders required in sector 1000 (1000 yard user area)
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Excellent. Keep the defenders on the front lines and have the Voidwalkers take their orbs to launch nova bombs at the salty hunters.
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Ineffective they have taken two heavily used positions now: Snipers Titans I repeat they have taken heavily used positions, they are growing, I'm granting access to plan z/9er 9er. *salty huntards inbound* TAKE COVER *nerf bullets flying over head* Don't let them hit you!
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Soldier, retreat to Beta position and commence Level 8 alert.
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*level 8 alert system activated* Repeat get the VIP to safety zone Cabal units inbound *cabal start firing at nerfers* Exo Stranger, I repeat cabal and vex units are in our assistance. They understand that without normal hunters the huntards will NERF everything *beta position comprimised* Evacuation procedure is in requirement, we need authorisation Exo Stranger! *cabal units down* *vex units down* We lost alpha position! *evacuation room taken* Omega and delta positions down, repeat reinforcements required, authorisation required. Exo stranger we need an answer!!!
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Send in SmoggyPluto and Xylar.
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*smoggypluto and xylar entered the game* Effective, delta, alpha, beta and omega positions regained, cabal and vex units have left Oh crud! *gets hit with NERF bullet* *guardian down* Ahhhhhhh Exo stranger: ghost stand by for resurrection
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Ugh. *contacts Smoggy* Smoggy, release the most nerf - requested weapon we have. The Vex Gjallarthorn. And revive that soldier, please.
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*revived* Uhh, I feel like...BREAKING THE ICE! *draws ice breaker* *360 no scopes half the nerfers* Lol guess how I am *leaves game* Deej has left the game
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This thread is top tier. Bungle, plz nerf.
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Too op.
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Exspceically that vex gjallathorn