It was all quiet in the Crucible. Lord Shaxx sat back in his chair, waiting for something to happen. Nothing, nothing but red glints everywhere. [i]This is good, right?[/i] I thought to myself, drawing my sniper out.
"With this much Aim Assist, I surely can't miss a headshot." I mumbled under my breath. I scoped in. "Enemy spotted." I moved my reticle further away from the target. Bullets magnetized with Aim Assist, I'm sure of it.
I shot that one fateful bullet. It had failed me, the aim assist... Failed. Instead of hitting my intended target, it hit a tree. A tree!
"Surely, this can't be right!" I yelled to myself, scoping in again and pulling the trigger once more away from the target. It hit the tree... AGAIN.
"My aim assist is broken, it's not hitting headshots like usual..." I mumbled. I looked at my phone, and scrolled through the patch notes... And to my eyes...
[quote][b]Snipers:[/b]
- Removed Aim Assist, git gud skrub.[/quote]
I dropped my controller. What was I to do without my 99 Aim Assisted sniper? Was I supposed to land headshots myself now? I cried, and cried. I made numerous forum posts on #Destiny asking for Aim Assist Back and every single reply was just "casual."
I lost my mind. I couldn't do it anymore... I took my copy of Destiny and put it back in it's case.
"Your time is done now..." I mumbled, taking the case and dropping it into the trash can. "Without Aim Assist, I am nothing..."
- Happy Thanksgiving, if you made it down this far; CONGRATS! You can actually read! Most people don't bother reading because they think it's a complaint post, but nay, sire. IT IS A ANOTHER STORY by me... Woo?
- Some people get it, some people don't. But that's up to them to figure it out.
- Kalo Belmont Says!
[quote]As a generation of snipers die, another resurrects.
The first of December, a sniper rises. In one had, the Eirene. In the other, an old friend.
"My fellow snipers" the sniper's yells echo in the empty land, "We do not need assistance or hidden hands, for our own hands alone can make our aim true. Do not be discouraged of damage falloff, for they do not exist in the hands of a sniper. Now it is time to end these silly talks of 1000 yards of aim assist or one shot body shots. Now is the time to show your true skills. Now is the time... To go No Land Beyond."
At first there was silence. Then echoes of sniper shots and cheers fill the air. Hammers and arrows fly in the sky, lightning crackles from the ground.
The sniper smiles in pride, pulling back the bolt, and whispers "Time to go hunting" and disappears.[/quote]
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You look cute today tho