To all Titans and Warlocks,
We sincerely apologize for the salty hunters that have broken out of their cages. We will address this matter immediately. Titans and Warlocks of all races and ages are not discriminated by class; we appreciate you all.
Again, we apologize for the huntards that have recently shown up. Enjoy your days, Guardians.
Honorable Mentions:
[spoiler]xllJazzR
Frankhail305
The Stranger
Salt
Dragonfood
WmShakespeare
Bacon a Chicken
The Internet
Lord Saladin
KrayZ GamerGirl
Xûr
TheGreatAdidas
NotTooSpookyMink
A Wraith
Salt Hunter[/spoiler]
Salt Level: My food tastes nasty with this much salt.
•[i] The Exo Stranger, a Hunter Main.[/i]
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As Unofficial Ambassador of the Space Robot Wizard Order I would like to thank you for your apology, and I request that damages caused by the escaped Hunters be paid for in the amount of 1,000,000 Glimmer or 10,000 Weapon Parts, whichever is available faster. Should this debt be left unpaid, the Order will have no choice but to take your cloaks by force, for we are very much jealous of those beautiful shoulder curtains. Please enjoy a contented celestial rotation relative to Sol's projected radiation.