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Edited by Zany Zoe:
11/24/2015 12:21:55 PM
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Deceiving Foods
Have you ever mistaken a food for something else and ate it, then realised that was a horrible mistake because that food tastes like sh[i]i[/i]t? I've already had that happen 3 times to me, not pleasant experiences at all.[spoiler]Share your stories if you have any![/spoiler]
1) I was in a restraunt once and a tray of veggies was served for me. I look over and notice a zucchini- an awfully chili-shaped zucchini. I love me some zucchini, so without thinking I gut it and within one minute I'm in the bathroom washing my mouth out. I had eaten a [i]Sarano Pepper.[/i]
2) My sister came up to me in my house and said "Here, I got pudding for you." I thought it was nice of her so I ate it right then and there… I should have sniffed it. It was pure mayonnaise. I'm really allergic to it and get a [i]lot[/i] of bathroom time when I have any. I had swallowed one spoonful but could not spit it up, which resulted in an unpleasant hour (Yes an hour) on the toilet.
3) My friends from Germany came to my house for a vacation, and brought exotic chocolates for me and my sister. I thought it was nice of them. Fast forward one week, I still haven't had one chocolate yet. It was really irritating, having rare chocolates not far away from me but not eating them. So I just paused Star Wars Battlefront (That's what I was playing the whole week) and pop an italian chocolate ball into my mouth. Out of COMPLETE suprise, my mouth felt like it had a rotten banana in it and wasabi. I still remember the taste… *cringe*
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3 Replies>be me, 13 >alcohol kinda seemed scary >i sticky noted everything in the fridge to ensure I didn't fall for the "vodka in a water bottle" trick. >the cousins I lived with thought this was hilarious. Said they'd get me one day. >??? i ignored them, they were stupid anyway. >not thinking they could fill my sticky note bottles with vodka, I lived safe, in my opinion. >over a year after I started this "sticky note labeling" they started getting suspicious. >parties became a common thing around this time so I got pretty chill about alcohol. >every bottle I drank wasn't labeled after I hit 16, I stopped worrying about it but still never drank alcohol. >cousins eventually realized this. >hey wanna go for a drink with us? they'd ask every week, looking for some kind of response. I never got the hint. >uknowit.jpg >coming up on my 17th, they did it. >knowing I wasn't prepared, they set up a fake bottle in the fridge. >thinking it was water, I chugged half. My throat burned so, so much. >every time I swallowed, it was like fire. My head hurt quite a bit for the first few hours. >so being logical, I laid down and constrained myself to my phone. No going outside like that. >thinking became hard. I remember texting my ex >and I sent drunkenly, "would you read the first letter of every line?"
