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Kids these days are irresponsible, and teens are no exception they take pictures that get sent to the NSA after 5 seconds. They eat fast food. they skateboard. they burn themself with ice and salt. And now a new trend to rule all trends. (dramatic music)Jumping. Into. Blackholes........ NAKED!!!!!!!(SUPER DRAMATIC MUSIC!11!!1!!).
Kids watch movies these days and are effected by them and look at the characters like role models.
A new movie: Black hole jumper: a movie where the protaginist jumps into black holes naked
I would advise you to keep your kids away from jumping into black holes, look at all the people affected by black holes
https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/billcosby_nbc.jpg
http://sleepinggeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Cooper-Interstellar.jpg
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/devilmaycry/thumb/b/b9/Dante_DMC_4.png/250px-Dante_DMC_4.png
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Kids please stop jumping into black holes. Thank you!
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Are you sure the black hole isn't your mama's butt?