Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) /
> ,ノ
∠_,,,/´” I.
[spoiler]. /\_,,,_/\ .
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Edited by TheMasterDB8er: 11/26/2015 6:19:48 PM[quote]You must he the queen of the reef, because your brother's a douche.[/quote] Haha This is great!
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Do you have an activation plate in your pants? Because my spire is forming ;)
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That Vex one though lol
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Why can't we have more posts like this?
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Baby, I must be at the Festival of the Lost, because I'm lost without you.
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The queen of the reef one I lost it
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So much cringe :(
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Good game.
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Babe r u the fate of all fools Cuz ur one of a kind
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these are sf dumb... i love 'em
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Happy thanksgiving!
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Your the Ghost to my Guardian, you make me rise when I fall.
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There is no choice for "I like your owl" Love yourself.
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More like weenie hut
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> Girl Gamers - I'm Single. and desperate...
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If your looking for a vet whos knows how to kick ass.....then look no further!!!!!,the names Samuraievil and im a veteran player on destiny. I've been playin since the alpha and i looooove destiny. I gotta 305 Warlock and 301 Titan. Ive done all the Raids and I even have my FLAWLESS RAIDER TROPHY. If any new player (referee) would like to join me in the Refer-a-friend quest,hit me up and friend Samuraievil on Playstation 4,heres my refer link as well and lets rock dis sh#t!!!!! https://www.bungie.net/en/ReferAFriend?code=RAF-6TK-KCJ-9ML
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Speaking for most females who game No.
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My spire is forming
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Edited by The Fighting Lion: 11/25/2015 7:23:39 PMI was doing my girlfriend from behind, when she farted. I just smacked her ass and whispered "shhh, don't worry little fella...you're next"
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with those likes youll knock em bandy!
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Your ghost isn't the only one thats been looking for you for thousands of years
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Get good scrub
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Edited by SoulKiller: 11/26/2015 4:05:34 PMAre your pants purple? Cuz that booty is legendary. Damn, that's one exotic chest piece [spoiler]Are you a Gjallahorn? Cuz you're just like my girlfriend. I don't have one.[/spoiler]
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These are the shittiest pickup lines ever. [spoiler]I love them[/spoiler]
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*Imagines everyone in thread and OP are squeakers *Shudders
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Wonder why your single? (Sarcasm)