Pay your fines or serve your sentence,your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no
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*rips your arms off with a X-01 then beats you to death with them* ITS MY PENCIL NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?! MINE!!!!
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*looks at horse* He's talking to you
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*runs to nearest house* *stores stolen goods* *selects "hand over stollen goods"* *wins* [spoiler]btw this is actually what I did[/spoiler]
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*Literally just turns around and puts hood on, turns back around* Who, me?
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Who else heard it in the guard voice when you were reading it
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Those guards always had some balls of steel. Who hell would approach Sheogorath in order to get a stolen apple?
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*reloads last checkpoint*
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Omg Oblivion.
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No *Shoots guard in knee with arrow*
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*walks away*
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*refuses to pay fine
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*removes gray fox mask and walks away*
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Uses Kurumi tokisaki's time power and dupiclation to bring me into the void and escape while she freezes you and shoots you repeatedly
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Um the thing is I own these pinecones *panics and throws a pine cone down ops throat and runs*
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Never! I shall get away! *swings chicken at op*
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*Commits sudoku*
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You know what the guards in Morrowind do? They cut you down without remorse. Soft Imperials.
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Edited by Keksis, enjoyer of memes: 11/24/2015 7:09:12 PMI work with the thieves guild you'll never catch me you imperial dog
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Don't make me shoot you in the knee with an arrow
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) says no
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Stop, criminal scum! You violated my mother.
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NEVER YOU IMPERIAL DOG! * flies away on magical horse.