Sometimes I wonder if I’m a troll. I don’t do much except spam things. That’s what they say about me: we could’ve had a great lore post, if it weren’t for that damn Jcaf, that damn Desticle. They don’t believe in anything but trolling. The only way to make something good is to make something that can’t be trolled. And the only way to do that is to try to troll everything. I’m glad I learned that the forum runs on posts. It’s more beautiful to know. But I’m lost somewhere strange. I think that Kortal and Taco are trying to steal lore from me. They must have cut off my Grimoire cards while I was away communing with the Books of sorrow. I love them so dearly. No one else is clever or strong enough to try to troll me. No one else can give me this gift. Once, long ago, I wrote a lore post on its #destiny section, and it blew up the the whole forums to stop me from writing more. It was trolling. I trolled too. A whole forum! A whole lore post. It was a waste of a post, but it taught me how to save myself from salty users, which was necessary to fight the Flood. I love lore more than a troll loves the flood. I’ll write a post for this. Over and over, forever and ever. When I get home from my wanderings in the Books of sorrow, and I take back my section, I’m going to have children. That’s what I need. Sons and daughters to write and fight trolls. [spoiler]Literally all of you wont get it.[/spoiler]