originally posted in:The Roleplay League
"Hell yeah! Ghost! Play us some Queen!" The ships stereo plays [i]Bohemian Rhapsody[/i]. "I can sing this song perfectly!" He clears his throat.
"Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really
Matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows"
English
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Garuud laughs " What the Sh*t! I love Queen! but I can do better! " His other voice spoke up " you cannot sing!" Garuud begins to sing. *feeeeliiiinnnngggsssss alllll about the feelings! * The other voice speaks up " See he is like a angel!" Garuud laughs! " High five!" The first voice spoke up " No high fives we are voices in our head!"
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"Uh huh. Ok then."
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Garuud landed on the surface of the moon and approached the entrance to the Hellmouth. "We need to find a way in, lets grab that Wizard there." indicating a wizard on patrol. Garuud made his way there and lined up the shot and fired weakening it. In its last sight it sees Garuud crouching. " Hey its Garuud! I shot you!" Then it passes out. When it wakes up its tied to a rock it begins screaming! " Hey shut up! You sound like a dying baby cyborg from planet 9." Garuud smacks it. " So, I am looking for a massive Ogre any ideas?" It begins to screech at him Garuud slapped it again. " I hate the metric system! How much in American!?" It screechs again and Garuud pulls up a camera and takes a picture with the Wizard as he pulls his gun up and blows its brains out. " pointless!" Garuud then turns towards Matthew. "Looks like we are going in blind as a Batman! We could use a montage to get in! Works every time!"
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"A montage?" Ax questioned, walking up to the two. "Why not this?" His dog dropped a tomb husk onto the ground.
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"Montages are way more in! Plus you can add your music to it."