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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/23/2015 3:58:45 PM
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[b]Tubbs and I stand ready. At opposite sides of the room. One man, the traitor, the villain, the old friend. With his tall scythe.
Then the other. With his dimly tinted purple armour. The cloak that hides his helm. The acclaimed "protecter of the dojo." With songblade draw forward.[/b]
Let's do this.
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[spoiler]fite me[/spoiler]
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You sure you wanna die so soon? [spoiler]no super speed[/spoiler] [spoiler]only force choke once[/spoiler] [spoiler]super strength enabled[/spoiler] [spoiler]only poison that slows your senses[/spoiler] [spoiler]portal stone enabled[/spoiler] [spoiler]pants enabled[/spoiler] [spoiler]only scythe, no other weapons[/spoiler] [spoiler]that's the rules for me. Seem fair?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Very![/spoiler] [spoiler]Ok. I got some upgrades.[/spoiler] [spoiler]New armour will protect me from all bullets except .50cal and armour piercing. But it still wains over time[/spoiler] [spoiler]Heightened perception allows me to know my surroundings [/spoiler] [spoiler]Mist can still coat the area. Just kinda allows for surprise attacks.[/spoiler] [spoiler]The poison that allows me to make you see you worst fear. May or may not use that[/spoiler] [spoiler]Majora will surely not be used for this battle[/spoiler] [spoiler]My own portal is enabled[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pickpocket skill 100 ;)[/spoiler] [spoiler]i had gotten a regenerative shield from Lego. So it will take all damage. But I won't have it regen this battle. But you should do something so it makes sense that it wouldn't work. Otherwise it will come back.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Songblade is...well...songblade.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I will only use guns when you use yours. I'll tell you about that when we get there.[/spoiler] [spoiler]oh. I also have a graphine cloak that allows my back to be protected from basically all bullets. But .50 Cals still pierce it. And it can protect me from fire and explosions.[/spoiler] [spoiler]yaaaaa....cobalt upgraded me a bit.[/spoiler] [spoiler]So. Is that good.[/spoiler] ...trust me. No one. Is dying.
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[spoiler]oh yeah[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm ok with everything but the pick pocket[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]do I get to use invisibility cloak?[/spoiler] [b]spins scythe around like a bad***[/b] [b]charges you[/b] [b]slides under your feet and punches you in the balls[/b] [spoiler]btw your character doesn't know but I will use the beetle in the fight[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok. I haven't really stowed it away though. And yes sure you can go invisible.[/spoiler] [b]I kick your arm as you punch and slash across your face. Electrifying it and leaving crystals which feel like your face was caught in a grenade explosion.[/b] [b]Even though I kicked your leg the force from your punch hits my foot. Hurting it.[/b] The...real tubbs...was faster.
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I am the real tubbs! [b]gets up and punches you in the back with my super strength[/b] [spoiler]Zoom style![/spoiler] [spoiler]where's the back break[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wait. How did you get behind me? I know you rolled under me. But then I turned to kick you.[/spoiler] [b]I stagger forward. But when your punch hit my shield it electrifies you. Causing severe burns.[/b] [b]I slide when I stagger and ready songblade for your next set of attacks[/b]
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[spoiler]didn't know you turned[/spoiler] [b]releases smoke all around[/b] No matter what you do, your gonna lose. [b]you feel a sharp pain in your back[/b] [spoiler]SCYTHE FTW!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 10:27:48 PMThat's...agh! to be seen. [b]I grab the scyth by where its closest to its blade. Then Tear it out of my back. With this newfound grasp I tear the scyth from your hands. And snap it closest to its blade. Leaving you with a long stick.[/b] [b]The smoke seems to be combated by purple mist. And I pick up the stick and begin whaling it around me[/b]
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*poisonous gas starts coming out of it and you feel, weak, tired, slowed down. Everything starts to get blurry* *I round house kick you in the face*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 10:43:25 PM[spoiler]b-b-but I have mask with filters![/spoiler] [spoiler]Fine[/spoiler] [b]I block the kick with the staff. But most of the force gets through. I stagger. Then tackle you in a clumsy frenzie[/b]
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[spoiler]i didn't know about the mask[/spoiler] [b]head butts you[/b]
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[b]Your head hits the mask. Leaving a dent in your forehead[/b] [b]I get up quickly and vanish into the mass of purple mist[/b] [i]Traaaaaaaaitor[/i] [i]Villaaaaain[/i] [i]Waste of life[/i]
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*gets up* I'M NOT A TRAITOR!!! I'M A HERO!!! I'M SAVING THIS PLACE FROM HIM!!! *points at Ninja*
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[i]yet.... How did you play that out? Killing him in front of us? Or blowing us all to hell....[/i] [i]You. Are a sociopath. You. Are a psychopath. You. Are insane.[/i]
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NO I'M NOT!!! COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
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[i]Hahahaha...[/i] [i]And stop our little chat?[/i] [b]You hear a gun shot from the other side of the room and a bullet whiz by your head.[/b]
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Alright Pants. [b]I turn around[/b] Is this how you wanna play it? [b]you feel a really big pain in the back of your neck[/b]
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[b]The shots keep firing in a spray[/b] [b]You see the glowing yellow eyes through the mist [/b]
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*the pain keeps getting stronger* [spoiler]dude, the beetles digging a hole in your neck[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 11:26:25 PM[spoiler]Dude. Roll with it.[/spoiler] [b]More shots are fired[/b] [b]One of them hits your leg[/b]
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[spoiler]but I had a plan and everything[/spoiler] *it keeps getting worse* *you feel, movement. It's on your brain*
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[spoiler]So did I.[/spoiler] [b]More shots are fired. Then they stop. The yellow eyes still pierce you through the mist [/b]
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*I stare at the eyes confidently*
