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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/22/2015 7:15:02 PM
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[i]......[/i]
[b]You hear a static[/b]
[i]Sir. Target has been found. He has a bomb threat. Is this true?[/i]
[i]Uh-huh. So you've checked the entire dojo? Uh-huh....[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/22/2015 7:27:43 PMThey can't be defused I hope you know. If you touch them. They blow up anyways! Now i'm ready to leave so get out of the armor or blow up.
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[b]He raises his gun again to your head[/b] [i]Well, then all I have to do is kill you. And the bombs don't go off.[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/22/2015 9:38:08 PM[spoiler]I took his gun. Remember?[/spoiler]
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[b]Realizing he doesn't have his gun. He raised his fists.[/b] [i]I know everything about my own gun. And I know it won't be getting through my armour any time soon. So what's stopping me from beating you to death?[/i]
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The detenator in my hand. *backs up so he cant hit me* If you even move an inch i'll press it. Now get out of the armor or i'll blow the place up anyways. And if anybody else comes. I'll press it. Do I make myself clear?
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[i]....you win.[/i] [b]He ejects out of his armour. But it's clear he is holding a gun in his hand[/b] Failure is not an option.... [b]He shoots himself in the head. The gun seems to disappear.[/b]
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Eh. I was gonna push him off the building anyways. *gets in the armor and holds up his body* *starts talking to Pants* [spoiler]through the radio thing[/spoiler] Look on the roof.
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[i]Damnit tubbs. What the hell are you doing?![/i]
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I'm taking this armor to my contract. Btw here's your guy. *throws the body* He shot himself once he realized their was no way you can win. *opens a portal* I really gotta get going now. Thanks for the armor and gun.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 1:50:47 AM[spoiler]He shot himself because if he were to come back he would be seen as a failure. His entire family would be shamed.[/spoiler] [b]You feel a bullet go straight through the shoulder holding the detonator. Then repeatedly are shot through the Chest, head, balls and knee. Your portal closes and you die.[/b] [spoiler]Step 1 to being a terrorist, don't let people know where you are.[/spoiler] [spoiler]press "A" to restart[/spoiler] [spoiler]:D[/spoiler] [spoiler]No but seriously I have like a thousand men and you just gave away your location[/spoiler] [spoiler]K time to restart [/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/23/2015 1:57:12 AM*jumps through the portal as soon as I hear the first shot* *portal closes* [spoiler]super speed....[/spoiler]
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Damnit....he got away.... Collins! Go scout the area. Phillips! Zacharias! You are with me. [b]We move up to the cliff where you entered the portal. We see the dead body.[/b] Damnit, tubbs killed him.... What could drive him to this...?
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*you see a note on the body*
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[spoiler]lol how did you have enough time to write a note?![/spoiler] [b]I pick it up [/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/23/2015 2:15:25 AM[spoiler]magic![/spoiler] "Pants. You really shouldn't have done that. Now, this is war."
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....the war has already begun. [i]"old. Friend."[/i] ...damnit. I need to find ninja. There is only one way.... *sigh* Alright...here we go. [b]I move to the spot where tubs had opened his portal.[/b] If I just get This right... I can follow him to his destination. [spoiler]I can also open portals btw. I usually only do it with Phantom[/spoiler] [b]I raise my hands in front of me. And speak some incantation to get ready. Then begin to spread my hands apart. Like I am tearing something. A portal begins to open.[/b]
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[spoiler]dang[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Roll with it. This will be our first actual battle[/spoiler] [b]I continue to open the portal. And then it successfully opens.[/b] Alright. Let's go squad! [b]The two power armoured soldiers jump through an I follow. My armour folds into place and I put on my hood [/b]
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*you see me by my self* Wtf?
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[b]I draw my pistol and the guards aim there guess rifles at you[/b] It's over you copy cat son of a bi- ....wait. ....you...are not the same. ....the first time we fought. You had a weapon you didn't know the name of. What was that weapon?
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A si. Are we done now? Or do I need to kill you all. That would be a shame. Then we would miss the fun of war!
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[spoiler]is this the same evil tubs? I'm confused. Because if they all are from different dimensions they should have different responses[/spoiler] No. No nobody will have to die. Tubs. I can't even count how many adventures we have been on. How many Lenny's we have ended. How many battles we have fought. And now you come here. With some type of...vendetta. Which nobody knows of. And you continue to harm those who love you. You have kidnapped ninja! The man who treated you like a son! And for what...?
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[spoiler]same as the one you met earlier[/spoiler] For revenge... *he smiles and you can barely see his face through the power armor helmet* *he laughs again(creepy laugh)* *he walks up to you* Do it! Shoot me! Even if I die then more will take my place! *super speeds and kills your guards* [spoiler]just a one on one[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry for godmodding[/spoiler] *steps out of the power armor* *walks up to you and gives you a revolver* *puts it against my head* Pull the trigger and end it. *smiles*
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[b]I look at my dead comrades. Then down the barrel of the revolver you gave me.[/b] ....you...you are not the real Sargentubbs. Your just a shadow. A dark, dank shadow that wants to destroy everything it touches. ........ [b]The man hears a click. Then the cylinder PPP out of the revolver. And the bullets fall to the ground.[/b] .....you have a plan for everything. I know that. If I were to kill you here. And now. Everything would be destroyed. Not by bombs. But by myself. Everything I believe in will be shattered. I won't execute you....because I NEED you. Without you. I am Incomplete. Useless. There is no one to fight but pathetic Lennies who fap to non-suggestive comments. But this doesn't change the fact. That you have to stop. You MUST stop. Or everything you didn't care about will be destroyed. Making your life.... BORING.
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Not boring. Because no matter what happens. I'm out for blood. Out for revenge. I can find other places after this. *I spartan kick you with my super strength* I would kill you now. But then this wouldn't be much of a war. Tell me, if you won't kill me now. Then what makes you think you'll kill me later?
