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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/22/2015 3:19:22 PM
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[b]An announcement rings across the dojo [/b]
[i]Would ultimatelifeform please come to the Starbucks for an ass whuppin?[/i]
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(I walk up) You better stop this I'll make ya pay Starbucks has already declared war upon me now you do this you shall pay!!!!!!!!!
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[b]You get shot by a super MAC cannon[/b] [i]Thank you for your cooperation[/i]
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(I'm still alive) really gmoding? How Lenny are you?
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[i]No u[/i] [b]The Starbucks activated its defense protocols, machining multiple spectre bots[/b]
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(I fade out and back in on the same spot) Do your worst
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[i]Only if you try to enter Have a nice (ish) day[/i]
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(I walk forward and open the door) Try me
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[b]A few spectres engage, firing LMG's with heavy .50 cal rounds They force you out step by step [/b]
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/22/2015 4:03:10 PM(The bullets phase through me) Philbert: you think master John is that dumb? (A red dot is aimed at Your head) [spoiler]i use stun paint in all my guns so you won't die but feel a hell of a lot of pain [/spoiler]
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[b]They fire anti-bullshit rounds that hit you and stagger you backwards, and you hear a shimmering sound[/b]
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(They continue to phase through me) Philbert: your stupid (I fade away and a holographic butler fades in) Philbert: you've been shooting me his ai (A big glob of paint nails you in the head and gives you a huge headache)
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[b]You hit a spectre [/b] [b][i][u]WARNING, HOSTILES DETECTED IN SECTOR FIVE INITIATING HALO PROTOCOL[/u][/i][/b] [b]A whining noise is heard[/b]
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(I turn around and walk away as the shop explodes) [spoiler]cool guys don't look at explosions[/spoiler]
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[b]Nothing happens, and the hologram fades out as an EMP bursts on[/b]
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(I sit down and eat a picnic in the front lawn of the dojo) [spoiler]i was sniping hench the red dot I try to make the holograph obvious except when I first did it with Lego when I was a complete noob [/spoiler]
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[i]Good 4 u[/i]
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C u L8tr h8tr
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[i]Gr8 b8 m8 r8ed 8/8[/i]
