You might scrub if;
-You're green and rough on one side, but soft and absorbent on the other
-You sit next to the toilet most of your life, but occasionally get stuck inside
-You are called wool, but no one wears you, instead they use you to get rust off things
-You are used to clean after the grill is done cooking and having all the fun
-You're a soft cloth with gritty particles used to clean pores
[spoiler]made this thread because I'm tired of seeing people call other players scrubs, I don't know what started this trend, but it's a joke and I will start treating it as such[/spoiler]
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You had correct grammar until the end... [i]cringe[/i]