I sat in the empty tower, no other Guardian there besides me. I grieved for hours and hours waiting for more Guardians to show up, but to no avail, I gave up. Rahool was gloomy, Banshee was inactive. Tess and the Postmaster were away. The Vanguards sat near their table, Amanda sat in a ship. All quiet in the Tower, nothing else. Suddenly, a Guardian shows up... He's a level 1. I check his Grimoire, 555... There is no hope, I thought to myself, sitting near the edge of the railing. "Don't do it." My Ghost spoke to me. "I have to, Ghost!" I yelled, frightening my Ghost. "I have no other choice." I checked my wallet and pulled $60 worth of Glimmer. "No. No no no no!" My Ghost yelled, transmatting the Glimmer away. "You are not doing this." I look my Ghost straight in his blue eye that sparkled. "Fallout is love... Fallout is life..." I jumped off the railing of the Tower. "FOR TODD HOWARD!!!" I yell as my body hit the death barrier. "Guardian down. Revive in 5." My Ghost said, weeping. The level 1 Guardian looks at my Ghost, grieving. Tumbleweed tumbled... Everything is silent... [i]"For Todd Howard..."[/i] I whispered as I was being resurrected by my Ghost. - Ooh, look at that, I've been told to kill myself by Ayy TB. Ayy TB = Ayy Tuberculosis. He tried. - Catch on people, this is just a fictional story as a joke.