Deej wins the lottery. After mooning everybody at the studio and giving them the bird, he flies off to a remote island to retire and never be heard from again. Unfortunately, Cozmo couldn't handle the community's abuse and had a mental breakdown.
After a week with no management (we couldn't even tell the difference, right?), Bungie asks YOU to step to the plate.
What is your next move?
Edit: Almost forgot my obligatory Deej link:
http://m.imgur.com/77dppax
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Are you kidding me?? Communicate with this sack of crying hillbillies every week? The ONLY thing this guy likes about his job is the company. Dealing with the community must make him contemplate life.