Share your best green text stories so that we might laugh.
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One more bump before i let this die
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Ratatata
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Shameless self bump
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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters
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>A girl I knew in class was a total attention whore. >Never arrived to class on time amd always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her. >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them. >I asked her why she would hurt herself like that. >She said "No one lives me and my life is painful" etc., etc. >"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?" >Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some shit like that. >Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention whore. >End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday. >I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her. >Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks. >Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide. >"Oh shit," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch! >Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her. >"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid. >Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her. >"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?" >"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself." >After a while, she got off the ledge. She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
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>Open my dorm room. >Pissed off instantly, gf is cheating with idiot. >I pull him off of her. >Slam his face into wall. >Lug him outside. >Explain to him my situation >Tell him to gtfo before I go nuts. >Enter my room again >Cûnt gf is sitting there crying. >Encourage her to get out of my life. She's still crying so I tell her to read the first letter of every sentence.
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Edited by domodug321: 11/21/2015 3:00:27 PMhttp://i.imgur.com/uosWRpO.jpg I'll just leave you guys with this... May 15 Edit 1: http://i.imgur.com/B6h4d23.jpg Edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/sCUPrOj.jpg Edit 3: http://i.imgur.com/e4CLDNS.png Edit 4: http://i.imgur.com/mVagCEg.jpg Edit 5: http://i.imgur.com/VIxRr7T.jpg Edit 6: http://i.imgur.com/crY3dEs.jpg Edit 7: http://i.imgur.com/BU3rzcr.png May 16 Edit 1: http://i.imgur.com/QVwsm0Z.png Edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/awU5GL2.jpg Edit 3: http://i.imgur.com/AKDpVbj.jpg Edit 4: http://i.imgur.com/M8HJDVL.jpg Edit 5: http://i.imgur.com/Fr4QsmB.png Edit 6: http://i.imgur.com/8ADMrAX.png Edit 7: http://i.imgur.com/DPbnrPW.png Edit 8: http://i.imgur.com/JMFGk73.png May 19 Edit 1: http://i.imgur.com/NfJno66.png Edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/Tb60jUN.png Edit 3: http://i.imgur.com/SXapOHI.png Edit 4: http://i.imgur.com/nRPzL67.png Edit 5: http://i.imgur.com/zGKJwf6.jpg Edit 6: http://i.imgur.com/izdZdgw.jpg Edit 7: http://i.imgur.com/1AFBIPm.png Edit 8: http://i.imgur.com/5ZcxyBw.png July 27 Edit 1: http://i.imgur.com/oZK073X.jpg Edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/GUVQLBp.jpg Edit 3: http://i.imgur.com/O9hgp6O.jpg Edit 4: http://i.imgur.com/q6PhVYX.png Edit 5: http://i.imgur.com/LhKEs4d.jpg Edit 6: http://i.imgur.com/SMxv986.png Edit 7: http://i.imgur.com/N7EM6Qz.png Edit 8: http://i.imgur.com/GiMbeO7.png November 17 Edit 1: http://i.imgur.com/eqKHbJyh.jpg Edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/FRJQZINl.jpg Edit 3: http://i.imgur.com/GeRMSTjl.jpg Edit 4: http://i.imgur.com/LAGseQEl.jpg Edit 5: http://i.imgur.com/knJlZRvl.jpg Edit 6: http://i.imgur.com/g6QGIfrl.jpg Edit 7: http://i.imgur.com/CwKizGxh.jpg Edit 8: http://i.imgur.com/c75pd4Il.jpg Edit 9: http://i.imgur.com/YWTShH1.jpg Taken from [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/121600004/0/0]this thread[/url]
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That was an emotional roller coaster.
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Bippity bop back to the top
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Lmao that's hilarious.
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Another
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[url=http://i.imgur.com/l6vAvTt.jpg]Part 2[/url]
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>A girl I knew in class was a total attention whore. >Never arrived to class on time amd always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her. >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them. >I asked her why she would hurt herself like that. >She said "No one lives me and my life is painful" etc., etc. >"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?" >Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some shit like that. >Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention whore. >End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday. >I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her. >Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks. >Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide. >"Oh shit," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch! >Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her. >"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid. >Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her. >"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?" >"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself." >After a while, she got off the ledge. She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
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For every one written here I'm just going to read the first three letters. Just in case.