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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Devious_Melons:
11/18/2015 9:14:20 PM
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[u][b]prepare your arsehole[/b][/u]
[b]a H-777 B flys over the dojo out of a warp rift[/b]
[i]should we land sir?[/i]
No I'm good
[b]drops out of the helicopter 100 feet above the dojo and lands making a big thump and a small hole[/b]
Ready to get legod?
English
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[b]blows up a building[/b]
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Any one?
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[b]A man grabs your neck and throws you across the dojo[/b]
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[b]takes you with me[/b]
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[b]Twists, making you take the impact, them smashes you against the ground And fires his whole clip of frag rounds into your face[/b]
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[i]energy induction activated[/i] [b]only made a scratch Grabs your head and pounds it against the ground Picks you up and does the same thing bane did to batman[/b]
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[b]He struggles, dancing along the point if unconsciousness, when you hear a mighty roar in the distance [/b]
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[b]gives you a slowing serum Looks around[/b]
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[b]You are picked up by a red wyvern, and thrown out of the dojo[/b] [i]Little one?[/i] [b]It lands and checks on jared[/b]
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[b]as he lands He drops a small thing, lego warps out of it and goes for an axe shot [/b]
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[b]It flicks its tail, flinging you across the dojo while destroying it[/b]
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[b]drops bomb which explodes[/b]
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[b]....which has been thrown backwards with you[/b]
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[b]explodes in mid air[/b] If you want it that way [b]lazers start raining down from orbit, hitting you and your dragon[/b]
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[b]The wyvern flies towards the Starbucks, which has a sheild activated and a heavy MAC being deployed [/b]
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You win this time [b]having no way of infiltration lego calls it off [/b] But in the scrubiest way possible
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[b]The sheild goes down as the MAC powers up, and fires[/b]
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[b]it hits nothing Lego uses telepathy[/b] Dumbass, that thing is in orbit And if it does get there it would loose so much momentum that it would be blocked by shields or do nothing by the planets gravity
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[i]This is a UNSC 'super' MAC Designed to take out orbiting flagships[/i]
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[b]there out of range[/b] I called it off
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Designed to fire from a range from here to the sun
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[i]My body is ready.[/i]
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[b]whacks you with gravabat[/b] Que the music
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[b]Bad 80's music begins playing[/b]
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[spoiler]I meant the song in the link[/spoiler] [b]throws you over my shoulder[/b]
