Mr. Fruit. He waves, as he [b]strokes his forge[/b]. He looks straight at you... While he [b]strokes his forge[/b]. You see him... [b]stroking his forge[/b]. He leans over to you and whispers "[b]stroke the forge[/b]." You try to run, but he was too fast. In the corner of your eye you see a bright light... Its Shia LaBeouf. He bends his knees, puts his hands by his crotch, and with a mighty roar he screams [b]"JUST DO IT!"[/b] Mr. Fruit is thrown back into a chair. Shia LaBeouf is charging at you... But you are distracted, you hear the music, you hear the cheering... Its... Its [spoiler][b][u]JOHN CENA[/u][/b][/spoiler] He bursts through the ceiling, debris flying everywhere, he body slams Shia. Shia screams, he is hurt. Mr. Fruit very quietly whispers [b]"Stroke the forge"[/b] to himself, he starts to glow, he evolves, in to the mighty Shrek! With one humungous hand he picks you up, you stare him in the eyes, they gleam, in his big black meaty eyes you see the onions, out of nowhere he takes out a Onion Machine gun and shoots John Cena with it. John Cena is hurt, he falls down, the smell of the Onions were too strong. Shrek turns to you, he stares in to your eyes, he whispers in your ear [b]"Its all ogre now."[/b] He flies away through the ceiling which John Cena broke, you see him, a great big shining star. You say to yourself as you walk home, [b]"Shrek is love, Shrek is life."[/b]