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Edited by Chibadiba:
11/17/2015 4:37:30 PM
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*Deej looks at post
Deej: "Oh no..."
*Deej runs out of his house, gets in his car to get to the office. It breaks down.
So he goes on foot.
He crosses the deserts, climbs mountains, sail the deadly seas. He must get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie.
Finally, Deej reaches his destination.
He is exhausted.
Deej is drenched in sweat and hardly able to breath. He could fall over dead any minute.
Deej: "Mr. Ryan sir... robbinnDaHood is quitting."
Ryan: "Who?"
Deej: "robbinnDaHood, sir..."
Ryan: "My god...bring me the button."
*Deej breaks open a glass box on the wall labeled Use in case of emergency.
He pulls out a button from the scattered remains and hands it to Ryan.
Ryan pushes the button
Confetti pops everywhere and a banner drops that reads No One Cares in bright bold letters.
A faint "Yea" can be heard in the background.
Ryan: "Money well spent."
*Looks over to Deej
Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone quits. I just love using this button."
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You need a medal
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Deej never reads a single post what are you talking about?
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[quote]Deej never reads a single post what are you talking about?[/quote]
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So true!
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That's funny.
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We all know Deej doesn't look at posts.
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Edited by ecruz26: 11/18/2015 8:04:01 PMI find this more amusing every time a player quits [spoiler]because that just proves they keep losing players[/spoiler]
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Edited by DarthG8r: 11/18/2015 8:01:57 PMThis is awesome, I hope to see this in every "quitting" thread
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[quote]This is awesome, I hope to see this in every "quitting" thread[/quote]
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Congrats you learned how to copy and paste
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lmfao you got roasted.
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By a copy pasta?
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Edited by jack: 11/18/2015 11:56:13 PMYes, it appears so.
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If you say so
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Well done
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Deej reads comment. Realizes what is going on. He gets into the Sparrow (his pet name for his motorcycle). Halfway to Bungie HQ he runs out of gas. Deej trudges across deserts, swims across seas, hikes through jungles, and climbs up mountains to get to his destination. He finally reaches the building, drenched in sweat, covered in sores and bug bites. He reaches the top floor, tired and dehydrated, he could pass out at any second. A man, no, a legend in a swivel chair slowly turns to face Deej, his helmet glistening in the sunlight cast by the large, open roof. "Master Chief..." Deej musters up, "robbinDaHood"... he is leaving!" Master Chief ponders this for a second, "We knew this day would come. Deej, get me the button!" Deej takes his replica Gravity Hammer and smashes a glass case to the left. Deej hands the contents of the box to Master Chief. A beep is heard. All of a sudden there is a loud bang and confetti pops out. A banner reading [b]No body Cares[/b] is lowered. Master Chief says to Deej, "Thanks. Dont forget to tell me when sombody quits.., I love the button"
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That was good
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As the kids might say....[i]rekd[/i]
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muted for being an unoriginal trendy post stealing beeeyatch. x3
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Muted.
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Yet still a better post then your contribution
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Edited by loonigus: 11/18/2015 11:56:41 AMDaaaamn... Rekt in a rekt post. Rektception.
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I laugh every time
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copy and paste much? hopefully, bungie is smarter than that. i still have hope.
