Deej wins the lottery. After mooning everybody at the studio and giving them the bird, he flies off to a remote island to retire and never be heard from again. Unfortunately, Cozmo couldn't handle the community's abuse and had a mental breakdown.
After a week with no management (we couldn't even tell the difference, right?), Bungie asks YOU to step to the plate.
What is your next move?
Edit: Almost forgot my obligatory Deej link:
http://m.imgur.com/77dppax
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I'd probably tell people what was going on at bungie and be fired for telling the simple truth, you know, like Marty did.