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Edited by auragamee:
11/17/2015 12:23:56 AM
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My ceiling just fell in
Edit: Added picture of where a few gallons of toilet water spewed out. It's stopped now, but there's still a pool of water in the kitchen.
Technically, no, it didn't.
Here's what happened:
So I was playing Just Cause 2 on my Xbox One and I hear my parents start yelling random shit, so I get up and it turns out they were in my bathroom sopping up water from an overflowed toilet.
I start helping out and then my sister comes upstairs, and after a while of just sopping up the water, my sister says "Uh, I hear a lot of water downstairs..." We were upstairs at the time and so we rushed downstairs to see there was water pouring out of the ceiling in the kitchen. Greeaat, right? So my dad grabs a cooler and puts it under the "waterfall" and we start sopping up more water, and my mom calls to make a claim and crap, and after is where I am now. Just waiting to see what we're doing next, now I'm about to go to Jet's Pizza for some food.
Gg, toilet, gg.
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1 ReplyHappened to my house once. Wasn't from the shitter though, it was the shower.
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1 ReplyYou had one job, Variks. Disable mines, yes?
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[spoiler]mines?[/spoiler]
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take note prospective homeowners think you need more than one story? THINK AGAIN
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3 RepliesMy pipes burst last year and flooded the whole kitchen. It looked a lot like that except it was worse
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2 RepliesPics or it didn't happen
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1 ReplyDismantle roof yes?....
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Guess you didn't dismantle those mines fast enough
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1 ReplyDismantle toilet yesssss???
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2 Replies#prayforceiling [spoiler]Too soon? Probably.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShould have dismantled mines, yes?
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1 Reply[spoiler]moment of silence for ceiling[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy anal cavity just collapsed 8==========D
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1 ReplyHope it's fixed soon
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1 ReplyRekt m8
