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(A ten year old kid walks up to you) Hola hombres en garde
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....Alright so I assume you aren't actually a kid. What are you some ancient vampire or something?
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Actually I am a kid specify a kid genus you brainless bozo
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/17/2015 12:55:01 AMUh-huh. And how would you try to prove that? After all. You can't say "genius" right.
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/17/2015 1:04:01 AM[spoiler]spell correction on my phone keeps breaking oldest smartphone on da planet [/spoiler] Brings out special pea shooter laser gun
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/17/2015 1:06:09 AMAlright. [b]I twirl a .44 revolver around in my hand. A little LED light turns blue on the hilt[/b] It's a gun fight then. When you are ready. [spoiler]lol just messing with ya[/spoiler]
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(Pulls out two .44 automatic revolvers) ya sure?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/17/2015 2:30:04 AM[spoiler]....how...the hell...do you have "automatic revolvers?" Does your guy have super strength? Because a .44 would break a ten year olds arm[/spoiler] [b]I fire at both of your revolvers and dive behind cover [/b]
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[spoiler]dude he's a kid genius he can modify guns to work better plus there's an ammo clip on the side that keeps feeding it rounds and ya Know put together the rest[/spoiler] (I pull out a Grande launcher)
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Oh shit! A gun the shoots grande's!!!! [b]I jump behind cover hoping I don't have to be burnt by coffee[/b]
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[spoiler]i thought this was a Mexican standoff aka a 1up contest yet ya fired shots whatever[/spoiler] (I fire the grandes as they fly they take the form of derp ssundee's face no I kid I kid their in the form of a bomb)
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[spoiler]made a new post[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh dude! I thought you just wanted to fight! Ok ok. Let's restart.[/spoiler]