If I don't have to do it, I probably won't. If I have to do it, make it quick.
[spoiler]This was my motto b4 Hyouka for those who had that thought though I twisted it a bit[/spoiler]
Your current motto, not your past motto
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There's no such thing as mistakes just happy accidents
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I don't have a motto - and that's my motto!
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Don't really have one, but if I had to pick, it'd be an old Latin phrase I know. "Memento Mori."
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[spoiler] do a barrel role [/spoiler]
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Get paid Get laid Damn AIDS.
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I am a weakling with twigs for arms so mine is: suns out, slingshots out
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Find something you would die for and live for it.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!
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I want to -blam!- myself, so I get drunk everyday
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I'd rather be hated for who I am instead of loved for who I'm not.
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"Sh[i]i[/i]t happens, people die." Not a life motto but a conversation between my sister and I went like this. Sis: I don't know, it's just Jessie always seems afraid of me. She's nervous when I'm around. Me: maybe that's because your f[i]u[/i]cking crazy! (Does finger gun to her temple, releases thumb hammer.) We both laughed and she agreed. Now she lives by that set of rules. Some normal people don't like crazy people. So just accept it.
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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
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Shite happens.
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"Just cause one is born a monster, doesn't mean they have to be one"
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The tight hole is the right hole.
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Get money -blam!- bitches
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Hypothetical them in the clavicle.
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If your friend says that they're choking, you probably shouldn't trust him.
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Death or glory!
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If their not laughing, your not done.
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Don't drop babies or you will end up like op
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No ragrats Kno whut em sayin
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Suicide's always an option
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-blam!- life.
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-blam!- what everyone else thinks and do what you think is right.
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Be a social pariah in the best way possible. Find yourself at the Center of every room, in the Center of everyone's thoughts. Let the thoughts not be positive nor negative, just wonder.