I was playing with a kid in KF the other day, and this kid kept causing wipes [i]at the totems[/i] He'd go AFK without telling anyone, wouldn't be in the aura when time to change was up, wouldn't go to the platform when he had death singers power, etc. Then, when enemies were spawning, he just kept dancing instead of shooting anything.
So I tell the kid 'you going to sit there and dance or shoot shit?'
He proceeds to shoot shit and then starts singing. Why do children do this? Can they not be comfortable in silence? Can they not focus enough to mindlessly shoot shit for 5 minutes?
So BNG, please nerf children, including teenagers. I propose when a kid hits a certain pitch or continues talking for X amount of time without Y amount of silence between, it mutes their mic automatically. It can be viewed on the corner of the screen as 'timeout power' or 'aura of insufferability'.
And parents, do the responsible adult thing
[spoiler]and beat your children properly[/spoiler]
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I always ask for 18 or older. Seems to work. I had one 13 yr old join. His voice was deeper than mine i couldnt believe it. He was mature and good i was shocked. I didnt even know his age until days later when we played again he told me. Great kid now we play all the time. Hes the only little kid ive met om xbox that i can tolerate tho. Most are exactly as you described. Then they wonder why the community hates them