So I bought my dog Destiny last year because she saw the trailers and thought it looked super fun. She was hooked right off the bat. I've never seen a game pull her in so quickly. It kept her so busy. She'd play it all day long, and soon enough, she became really addicted. She stopped going on walks because she didn't want to lose her Strike streak so she'd just poop right next to her game chair. She didn't want to eat either so I'd have to force feed her Mountain Dew and Doritos just so she could keep grinding.
She wouldn't eat her doggie treats anymore so I replaced them with batteries so she could put them in her controller. It was a nightmare.
Well last night she had a heart attack when I tried to unplug the Xbox. We fought for like ten minutes over the cord and then it finally happened. She basically died in my arms.
So, thank you Bungie for killing my dog.
RIP Clifford
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U fookin wot m8