Guardian runs up to cabal, grabs head and rips it off, blood is spilling everywhere. Turns around cabal grabs guardian and starts to choke him to death, meanwhile guardian struggles to pull out their knife and stabs the cabal right in the eye, the cabal screams in agony and releases the trapped guardian, guardian pulls out an exotic sword and slices the once giant cabal into pieces. The guardian hears a growl and sees Valus taurc the fattest cabal to ever exist. The guardian who has never EVER seen such a fat mother-blam!-er cabal, falls down laughing on the floor randomly screaming insults at the overweight cabal, You fat mother-blam!-er! I bet you couldn't even catch me if I took the engine out of my sparrow and just sat on it, while using my legs to move! Ha ha ha! Then suddenly out of nowhere while the guardian is distracted laughing his ass off, Valus goes super saiyan and -blam!-ing obliterates the guardian into little pieces. Valus standing over the dead guardian corpse, proudly announcing his victory over the guardian. This is a lesson kids, don't make fun of fat people or you will be obliterated by the super saiyan cabal known as Valus. Don't believe me?!?! See watch! Hey you fat mother-blam!-er!, I bet your ugly ass mom took some time getting you out! Oh shit! Oh shit! RUN!!!!! DONT LET HIM SIT ON YOU!!!!! No!!! Eris!! Oh wait no one cares about eris, moving on.......AHHHH He's sitting on me!!!!! SPLAT!!!!! I'm not going out this easy! I manage to use a hammer of sol and hit him right in the balls before he kills me. While I'm bleeding out Valus is holding his crotch screaming and rolling around. And I'm dead.. oh and one more thing before I die fellow guardians, do NOT say Valus 3 times, because I heard that his balls will resurrect and squash you to death. Be warned!!..........