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Edited by Foxy ZUON: 8/31/2015 4:31:05 AM
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I'm having a rough time...

Guys, I'm coming out as I have been having a rough time lately. If you can't accept me for me, then I think you should reevaluate your life. I'm a yolkkin. Ever since I was a little boy, I've had strong urges to "ball up" into an egg-like shape. This helps me cope with the feeling of being trapped in this vessel, it helps me to feel like what I once was in a past life. When I got older, I got a job, and now I can independently support my yolk's urges. I get inside a hamster ball (which I painted yellow) cover myself in yolk from three dozen eggs. My mom walked in on me and she doesn't understand how a human could be a yolk, that I need therapy. I just don't understand, you know? I'm a yolk, I know I'm a yolk. I've even had vivid flashbacks of when I was a yolk! Anyways, she kicked me out of the house after catching me masturbating to yolk pictures I found on Google, and now I really don't know what to do. I have nowhere to go, I can't afford a apartment unless I stop buying eggs for the yolk (which is absolutely out of the question). edit: my mother agreed to let me back in as long as I visited a psychiatrist. I don't know what she thinks is wrong with me, but it's fine. Mother knows best after all.

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