*Stares at you for a bit after I eat it all* That was good. I am pleased. *Tosses you what looks like a laser-rifle* It generates a small, controlled black hole where you fire the projectile. You can change the size of the singularity as well. Limit is 5 meters. Self-generates rounds, one about every 10 seconds.

Thank you kindly. *i disappear into the shadows of spaghetti*