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Edited by Ye_S_gamer:
11/13/2015 12:18:42 AM
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*wakes up*
I just had a dream about being chased by a saw blade and then I…AHH
*rolls out of bed just as a beam falls down*
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"Damn! My plan to 'injure' him is failed!" -Alpha
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Your what?
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Edited by nopenopenope: 11/13/2015 5:16:56 PMNot my plan, dumbass.
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Now lasers beams?!
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No, a support beam.
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Edited by Caboose: 11/13/2015 12:30:00 AMOh. Dang it Warden! I said titanium beams not steel! And dangit, Jimmy I said screws not tape! Titanium because the warden can melt the beam to the ground for the base to be stronger.
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Didn't jimmy blow up? Also where am I because this is not my room?
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Different Jimmy. This Jimmy is a promethean.
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Buy where am I?
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Well the warden teleported you to a random bed in the base.
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Oh I think that I might just go to my room then. *walks out and sees my room and walks back in* Never mind I changed my mind.
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What?
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My room is destroyed and overrun by ants. :(
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Aw shit. Let me take care of it. *Leaves trail of smelly powder* *Ants begin to follow it and leave the room* Sorry about the mess.
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I don't think your ants did the damage. *looks at marks leftover* That saw blade really did not like me.
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Oh yeah, you mentioned about the saw blade. Well the ants are out of here. Don't they won't mess with you if you don't mess with them. They were looking around for some food, which I will provide for them in a next little bit.
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That's not good... Why are there two of you?
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Two of me? Where?
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*Points at you* Two of you.
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There's only one of me.
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Edited by Caboose: 11/13/2015 1:03:41 AMI think I'm going to stop standing now *falls to ground* I'm ok. I'm just gonna lay here. Wait two floors?!
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Wait I think I can fix this but its going to hurt.
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Meta?!
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I thought something like this would happen so I'm sorry about this caboose. *stabs caboose in the neck with a tech blade* Alright. Rebooting systems. Why is there so much malware in here and viruses. *wipes all viruses and malware from caboose and removes blade* You okay caboose?
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Yes I am alright... but I have a message from a random person while I was sleeping. Do you want me to play it?
