Post the best things that happened at your school doesn't even have to do with you.
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When me and my friends were 13 we ate Ghost Peppers on the school grounds, and holy -blam!-, did we regret it.
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I went to a different school
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Freshman year: Someone pooped on the floor in a bathroom and it sat there for a few days before someone put glitter all over it and then glittery poop sat there for another day or two. Sophomore year: We were in the multipurpose room for some stupid year book signing that no one wanted to go to, so we had a drink fight. Everyone took the caps of their water, sweet tea, milk, etc and threw their drinks. Pretty sticky... Junior Year: Not much happened, but probably the funniest thing was that some mentally retarded kid threw up all over the lockers while moving in his electric scooter. Pretty funny. Senior year: In progress, but so far, there's this: We had a pep rally and there was a tuba laid down in the senior section that no one knew who's it was. So... Someone (not in band) picked it up and just started to play it... Sounded terrible but hella funny.
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Some kid brought out a roll of flavored condoms and handed them out. I didn't take one, but like 15 kids did. They all started chewing them. Apparently the peach was really good.
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Basketball player from my school went to Kentucky.
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-blam!-ed some girl in 7th Grade during P.E. Pussy was [i]choice[/i].
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Random people will just randomly yell Marko and there is always a reply of Pollo. This goes on for weeks. What's funny about this is that some of the teachers get mad for some reason. So we just yell louder around their room.
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Friend got his finger sliced open by a manilla envelope, then was immediately pantsed.
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This guy my friends hung out with was being really annoying and throwing rubber bands at us. So we took him behind some lockers and started beating his ass. Only instead of the face, we just kicked and punched his legs because he was a skater and it wouldn't show major bruises. Also, same guy was in a Burger King play place. He spat down at us and it hit me in the face. When he came down I spit a loogie right in his mouth while he was talking. Idk why we tolerated him so much.
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A downy kid tried putting out a fire by peeing on it. This was in science.
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A buck came on campus and charged 3 students
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Kid uses a confederate flag as a cape and runs through the halls.
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Teacher started crying during class asking why everyone hated her. I really disliked her......
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Edited by Zarahi Sunstrider: 11/20/2015 1:44:39 PMSenpai noticed me
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2 special needs kids got in a fight
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My bitch teacher died, everyone was happy. Some Old people shouldn't teach
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School was cancelled because of the World Series parade.
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Had a bomb threat my senior year of high school. A week later me and my friend were pulled out of class and interrogated for the bomb threat. They thought it was us because we were where the threat happened. Which was a bathroom
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Bitchiest girl at school got caught with another girl in the janitor's closet.
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A long time ago in middle school we had and assembly because *T-bagging* was out of control between students
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I had sex with my language arts high school teacher she was sexy as fuk
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Let's see... Sophomore year in High school, we were studying Romeo and Juliet. Our teacher let us write a scene of Shakesperean insults and a swordfight. She got us the stage swords from the theatre department. Also my friends and my "senior prank"
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A deer broke through the re-enforced plexiglass doors during the day. Blood [i]everywhere[/i]
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When I was in junior high, my principal promised that he would ride around the school in a scooter in a full cheerleader outfit if we collectively read 500,000 pages of books over the course of a few months and we passed it by far because a ton of kids added w bunch of bs pages to the counter and my principal actually did it! It was the funniest thing I have seen in my whole life, a grown ass man on a tiny scooter wearing a cheerleader outfit. I did not have a phone at the time so I couldn't record it. At the same school I also watched 2 black girls fight almost to the death. The best part was that everyone else kind of migrated to the walls and let my pregnant teacher (8 months) try to pry one off the other. Then my social studies teacher (real ripped and tall) eventually got them to split. The best part is that the attacked just kind of walked into the class and called the other a b!tch and then it went down. I did not have a phone yet either.
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Last year, someone called in a fake bomb threat, about a hour being evacuated into the sports centre beside our school, they found out it was a fake bomb threat and school called off for the day :)