You're all scrubs m8's!!!
I'm sitting on a pile of bullets, all with your names on them. Only one for each of you. That's all it's gonna take.
You think 80% is high? Bitch please.
Even when I'm high as -blam!-, my percentage sits on mighty 46%.
I have scored more headshots while drunk than you have in a 2 second time span.
I have killed more enemies with one bullet than the stranger has time to explain.
I am so mlg, i don't even play on my xbox anymore. I play with my mind. A week before TTK i realized how much more i could do with my xbox if i just cashed it in for a rubix cube.
Damn. I have 1v1 MLG pros. And guess what?
I didn't lose....
I just quit before they shot.
Like, I'm such a good sniper. I could 360 no scope you while getting head, drinking a beer, and playing chess...
...blindfolded.
I have a higher medal score than trump's small loan of a million dollars.
My K/D ratio shits on your stats. My aim is like the kind that has never been seen on this planet. I could snipe a fat priest point blank at 2 feet away. I could sky dive off a plane and snipe out the air.
My sniping skills are as solid as America's Racism. As trustworthy as a helicopter with ejection seat. As clean as a hooker on a late saturday.
And i got one message for you scrub.
[spoiler]Git gud.[/spoiler]
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